Posted: 2010-09-04 14:01:19
Hi all, just though I'd give an update on my experiences at these venues (in short - KUK) but, here's a bit more detail.
Chicago's:
Nice off-street parking.
Okay-ish venue.
There were about 12-15 girls.
None looked good enough to even shag for free, even if they begged me!!! Big mammas!!!, Maybe some okes like that, but in my opinion, if I wanted to shag a fat ugly lump, I needn't have to pay for it.
Overall -> Waste of time
Bedazzled:
On bree street, so issues with parking. Just park around the corner and hit a quick march.
Venue, didn't get to see much, here's why:
I get there, I'm greeted by a scary looking lady, looks like a white albino with white make-up??? (weird), I say hi and PLEASE can I use the gents as I am bursting at the seams! She insisted 3 times over that I meet the girls first and we ended up in a little argument. Anyways, held my bladder (literally), sat on a bed and waited for intro's. Some of the girls actually looked nice. So she comes back and asks which girl I want. I say, well I don't know yet but please can I use the gents now. She replies, 'no! you must choose a girl first'. So I say well, I can't make a decision based on a 5-10 second intro, please can I use the gents, then I will sit at the bar order a drink and then decide. She answers NO! again, and says you have to choose a girl then you can sit at the bar or use the toilet. !!!Whatta BITCH!!! -> So, I told her to fof went outside and pissed on their walls :))... bitches!!!
Overall -> Need I say more?
Naughty 40:
Also on bree street, only prob is people can easily see you walking in, so your timing needs to be perfect :)
I've been here 3 times before a long while ago:
1st time, I was blown away.
2nd time, I was blown away.
3rd time, I met Zara -> Now this girl seriously needs her own thread for comments, fuckit she needs a website. She is amazing!!! When I saw her last year this time at N40's, I really felt like I was in a really good porno. Had three go's with her :) and even needed to sort myself out later as the endorphins were still running like mad in my body when I got home 1.5 hours later. Seriously guys, this lady is on another level. Not to be missed under any circumstance.
Ok, back to N40 at current. So I get there, there's a really unfriendly lady at the entrance. Have to pay R50 to go in to see the ladies (which you may or may not like at all!!!). So I go in, meet the lassies, nothing impressive at all. But being a bit drunk and late and having visited Bedazzled and Chicagos, I had to settle for something (worst mistake guys - don't ever do that yourself especially @R880 an Hr). Chose a little coloured lass called Layla.
No OWO.
obviously not CIM.
Boring as hell.
Clock watcher of note.
Sort of half way through the motions she lies on her back and closes her eyes and slips into another world. WTF! I don't want shag a cadaver. Now to make things worse she also smelled a bit funny (like the bottom of you garbage bin when the bin plastic tears and some of the liquids leak out- LOL - FUUUCK. Eventually I just went floppy and told her I'm done, thanks, by.
Overall -> A serious waste of R880 + R50 (R930) - FUUUUUCK!!!.
Anyways, I am going to visit Zara today for some consolation. Will let you know if she still has the town on lock down :)...
lata