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Why not have a good laugh!! Happy Friday to allxx
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Posted: 2018-06-29 09:05:34

A man met a beautiful blonde lady and decided he wanted to marry her right
away. She said, "But we don't know anything about each other."

He said, "That's all right, we'll learn about each other as we go along."

So she consented, they were married, and off they went on a honeymoon at a
very nice resort.

One morning they were lying by the pool when he g ot up off of his towel,
climbed up to the 10 meter board and did a two and a half tuck, followed by
three rotations in the pike position, at which point he straightened out and
cut the water like a knife. After a few more demonstrations, he came back
and lay down on the towel.

She said, "That was incredible!"

He said, "I used to be an Olympic diving champion. You see, I told you we'd
learn more about each other as we went along."

So she got up, jumped in the pool, and started doing laps. After
seventy-five laps she climbed out of the pool, lay down on her towel, and
was hardly out of breath.

He said, "That was incredible! Were you an Olympic endurance swimmer?"

"No," she said, "I was a prostitute in Vereeniging, but I worked both sides
of the Dam."
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Posted: 2018-06-29 09:13:04

A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced 10 husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin." "What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married 10 times?" "Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative. He kept telling me how great it was going to be. Husband #2 was in software services. He was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me. Husband #3 was from field services. He said everything checked out diagnostically, but he just couldn't get the system up. Husband #4 was in telemarketing. Even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver. Husband #5 was an engineer. He understood the basic process, but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method. Husband #6 was from finance and administration. He thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not. Husband #7 was in marketing. Although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it. Husband #8 was a psychologist. All he ever did was talk about it. Husband #9 was a gynecologist. All he did was look at it. Husband #10 was a stamp collector. All he ever did was... God! I miss him! But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!" "Good," said the new husband, "but, why?" "You're a lawyer. This time I know I'm going to get screwed!"
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Posted: 2018-06-29 09:18:57

That was funny. Thx for the laugh.
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Posted: 2018-06-29 09:29:54

Lol both are very good ....

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