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joke of the day
Posted: 2010-10-11 16:46:19
A guy and his wife are having a pomp in the shower she proceeds to slip and falls down split legged and is stuck(vacuum effect).
The husband proceeds to pull like an ox on her but to no avail she's stuck! After much deliberation they decide to ask the neighbour for help he comes over and also pulls like an ox on her fuckol she's stuck. The neighbour then suggests let's just break the tile with an hammer to break the suction effect, the husband thinks this is a brilliant idea where he asks the neighbour to get the hammer while he rubs his wife's tits! The neighbour asks why and the husband replys I want to slide her over to the kitchen the tiles are cheaper there!
Peace out
The zwan
Ps. Have a good pomp on me today fellas.
The husband proceeds to pull like an ox on her but to no avail she's stuck! After much deliberation they decide to ask the neighbour for help he comes over and also pulls like an ox on her fuckol she's stuck. The neighbour then suggests let's just break the tile with an hammer to break the suction effect, the husband thinks this is a brilliant idea where he asks the neighbour to get the hammer while he rubs his wife's tits! The neighbour asks why and the husband replys I want to slide her over to the kitchen the tiles are cheaper there!
Peace out
The zwan
Ps. Have a good pomp on me today fellas.
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