Girls don't: Promise certain services and do not deliver !!!
Girls don't: Underestimate our intelligents .. we have been brainfuck plenty of times !!!
On 2018-07-30 10:43:50 Veronica Franco said:
Girls don't charge for extras during a session...be upfront about hidden costs before the deed. Tricking clients into a booking will do your long term business no favors! Reputation is a hard thing to change!
Very very very true Miss V !!!
Girls! DON'T take a dump 5 min before we pitch up especially if it's an ensuite or one room flat. Strawberries & Cream toilet spray doesn't help. It makes it worse, for realzies.
Girls! DON'T forget to wash that ass-crack, even if you dont offer Greek or rimming on yourselves. In doggy there are fumes that rise up if the crack ain't 100% clean.
Girls! DON'T forget to brush your teeth and use mouthwash if you are a smoker and heavy drinker.
Girls! DON'T ask for a tip before I've even taken my clothes off
Girls! DON'T ask me which other ladies I book. (I know I know, I just dont like being asked this question(
Girls! DON'T point smirk or outright laugh at my tiny dick. I have a sense of humor but it does make me feel like a cunt tho especially when you point to it :-(
On 2018-07-30 10:31:29 Mila said:
Now it's your time lovely gentleman tell us what we should not do. We try give our best but sometimes someone not happy so let us know how to make our service better
They say it is difficult to improve on perfection, so no need to change anything. Your services are perfect.
On 2018-07-30 10:58:49 Burfi said:
Girls! DON'T take a dump 5 min before we pitch up especially if it's an ensuite or one room flat. Strawberries & Cream toilet spray doesn't help. It makes it worse, for realzies.
Girls! DON'T forget to wash that ass-crack, even if you dont offer Greek or rimming on yourselves. In doggy there are fumes that rise up if the crack ain't 100% clean.
Girls! DON'T forget to brush your teeth and use mouthwash if you are a smoker and heavy drinker.
Girls! DON'T ask for a tip before I've even taken my clothes off
Girls! DON'T ask me which other ladies I book. (I know I know, I just dont like being asked this question(
Girls! DON'T point smirk or outright laugh at my tiny dick. I have a sense of humor but it does make me feel like a cunt tho especially when you point to it :-(
Strawberries and cream airfreshener? Whoever came up with that one should be shot lol.
Clean ass crack? Reminds me of a guy in Durban who was forwarding me pictures of other girls I worked with from Durban...not sure why...think he was showing off. They were sending him provokative close ups of their asses and pussies...in one picture, you could clearly see toilet paper stuck between the creases of her starfish and the others crack was a darker brown in the centre of her starfish...bleh...how sexy...NOT!
Jokes aside....has someone ACTUALLY gone through having their penis laughed at by an SP?
On 2018-07-30 10:58:49 Burfi said:
Girls! DON'T take a dump 5 min before we pitch up especially if it's an ensuite or one room flat. Strawberries & Cream toilet spray doesn't help. It makes it worse, for realzies.
Girls! DON'T forget to wash that ass-crack, even if you dont offer Greek or rimming on yourselves. In doggy there are fumes that rise up if the crack ain't 100% clean.
Girls! DON'T forget to brush your teeth and use mouthwash if you are a smoker and heavy drinker.
Girls! DON'T ask for a tip before I've even taken my clothes off
Girls! DON'T ask me which other ladies I book. (I know I know, I just dont like being asked this question(
Girls! DON'T point smirk or outright laugh at my tiny dick. I have a sense of humor but it does make me feel like a cunt tho especially when you point to it :-(
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Girls! DON'T take a dump 5 min before we pitch up especially if it's an ensuite or one room flat. Strawberries & Cream toilet spray doesn't help. It makes it worse, for realzies.
Girls! DON'T forget to wash that ass-crack, even if you dont offer Greek or rimming on yourselves. In doggy there are fumes that rise up if the crack ain't 100% clean.
Girls! DON'T forget to brush your teeth and use mouthwash if you are a smoker and heavy drinker.
Girls! DON'T ask for a tip before I've even taken my clothes off
Girls! DON'T ask me which other ladies I book. (I know I know, I just dont like being asked this question(
Girls! DON'T point smirk or outright laugh at my tiny dick. I have a sense of humor but it does make me feel like a cunt tho especially when you point to it :-([/QUOTE]
Burfi are serious? Cannot believe it!
Lady Sade
Edited: 2018-07-30 11:30:32
On 2018-07-30 11:29:57 YourChunkyFunkiness said:
Girls! DON'T ask me if I'm ready to cum yet after its only been three minutes into the sex...
Never understood this either! I might only ask this if it's over the time booked or I'm visibly exhausted after a marathon session, lol. By then I've cum a few times and the client then might show mercy, lol.
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