Have been to a few of them, just want to share with you guys to spare you some disappointments.

The self-respecting ones are absolute ladies (the only exception being the surprise in the pants). They will still look and behave like a dignified lady if they are the real thing, even while poerforming purely manly functions and maneuvres.

The self-respecting ones will tell you if fully functional or not, that is if they can get it up and fuck you or not.

Many can not have erections for a few reasons:

1. Taking female hormones
2. Having a number of clients daily for days in a row - you try that!
3. Psychological reasons - they think they are women.
4. Their prepuce is so tight in front of the head that they cant get an erection purely because if hurts!

Many pretend to be shemale, but are just transvestites (cross-dressers). When asked, they say they have no money to have breasts made. Rubbish, if I made money as mush as they do, I will be able to collect money for breasts within a few weeks, if not days! Some of them make 5000-10000 rands a day!

So, if you are planning on visiting a shemale, please ensure that:

1. She know what your expectations are (you tell her!).
2. She can meet your expectations (she must tell you)
3. You get a refund or a HUGE discount if she can not meet your expectations.

As simple as that, but it doesn't always happen.

Many will give you the wrong information on the phone.

Many will be hoping that this one time they will get an erection strong enough to insert in your tingling arse.

Many will rely on Viagra but even Viagra is not magic if you ejaculate 3,4,5 or more times a day, day after day.

She can always create a dramatic scandal in her apartment until all neighbors (usually gays, druggies and other shemales) come and cave your head in. Thankfully, the ones that pride themselves on what they do will always be professional and approachable.

I also had one that was so embarrassed about not being able to get it up, she told me to come again at such and such a day and time when she had been off sex for two or three day. Then the gave me the time of my life, anything you can imagine - perfect! Thank you, you are reading this and you know who you are!

I hope all the Kimoras, Jessicas, Raelenes, Rains, Mimis etc etc (with all due respect, I am using the names just as an example, I do not necessarily know you!!) read this and try to give the guys better value for the exorbitant prices you ask. Go get a circumcision if it hurts to get it up. Try to space your appointments so you can get a break and get it up next time. Don't use all your money on cocaine or similar, go get some breasts made instead. Go get a full waxing or laser. Go... well, you know what I'm trying to say.

And punters, please make sure there is good communication and agreement!

Whew, that took a while... Thanks for reading!

What a thoroughly informative post! Not that I think I have ever had a tingling arse (hang on.... maybe when I had Auntie Fatimas third degree samoosas in natal) nor would I like to!

Just cannot forget however watching my mate get a bbbj while we toured Rio while the "lady", who had a perfect pair of quite stunning titts, jerked off to Gary Glitters "Hello Hello I'm back again"!!!

My mind still boggles at the thought!

@havata, so who do you then recommend as genuine and worth it?

Fucking hell! Now I don't really get a load of respect but if u want a dick suck your own or even just a attempt, no offence to any shemale. But wtf?

Ag sies man! Ek was so lus vir Nando's nou daar gaan my appetite! Dankie hoor! Julle het Jesus nodig en 'n goeie stukke wat nie kan regop staan nie! Sies man!

Shakira ... Dont slam other people's preference.

I for one arent into shemales at all. Never been, never will be, but respect their choices. Perhaps if you care to show respect towards others, the same will happen to you.

Also. 99.99% of the shemales look a lot better than

Respect my dear no, I for one am still searching for Jesus and these moegoes need him asap! Respect nah earn that with my double dd's!

Master, that was brilliant

Oh master master safe me! Sies!

@Shakira - - He is around the next corner.