I just had the best bestest ever discipline experience in my whole life, with a girl who doesn't advertise here so I won't name her since that wouldn't be fair to the girls who pay to be on here.

Anyway....

I asked my Mistress to nominate 4 implements- she chose a wooden paddle (about the size of those souvinier cricket bats, but a bit bigger), a cane, a riding crop and a nifty double cane she made of 2 short thin canes taped together.

I arrived with a pack of cards, and put an Ace next to each implement to indicate which suit belionged to which implement. Then my punishment started- each time she cut the pack of cards, I got that number of strokes with the implement of the suit; face cards counting 10.

We only stopped when she said I was bleeding, a total of some 300 strokes altogether.

Somewhere in the middle she drew a Joker, which meant she could ask me to do anything- she chose a long, slow, oily backrub which I do very well. My hands are difficult to control, and from time to time they strayed from her back round to her front, careless of me :-)

I've experienced discipline for many a year, but this was really special in an inexplicable way. I think it was partly the fact of not knowing what was coming next- either implement or number of strokes. It took me to a new level- I've certainly never bled before- but there was something different in ther pai; perhaps I hit the wall as runners would say, and passed through? Dunno.

What was also nice was that I took a 6-pack of Castle and we had a pit-stop every now and then.

Over and above the strokes with the implements named above, she eventually laid into me with a wooden spoon at the end, while I relieved myself.

Be difficult to top this, I reckon.

One thing's for sure.... as I sit writing this back at the office, my bloody arse hurts.

Freaky perv....

What's so freaking pervy about drinking Castle?

gelukkig het ek genoeg op my moer gekry ini skool - en dan cheer ek nog viri Stormers ook nog

blackwood.... jy het 'n sielkundige nodig. Or else I won't mind moering the @!#$ out of you.

Amstel, told you so, your team is kak!! BLOU BULLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ai Johan

Moet jy so genadeloos wees? Het ons Stormers Supporters nie al genoeg gesuffer nie? Ha, Ha, Ha!

Sal dit nou nie 'n gemors wees as die Sormers Saterdag hul beste wedstryd van die seisoen speel en die Bulls klop nie? Hoop nie so nie, maar snaakser goed het al gebeur!

Ja wel Alphie ek sien die Bulle het al 'n biekie Maagwerk glo - Wonner hoekom

O hel! Beskyt hulle hulself al klaar? Ha, Ha, Ha!

Good one Amstel!