Name: Lara

City: Johannesburg

Area: Sandton

Last Visit: April 2013

Full Profile: [View Lara's Full Profile]

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I saw Lara last week, it was my second acquaintance with her after I saw her last month in Cape Town. She has very good telephone manners and a great sense of humour too. Easy going girl and compliant. She offers some extras too (at an additional fee)

Great kisser, know how to satisfy a man in all departments, BJ, shagg, the works. Overall a very satisfying GFE

The venue, although it is off the Main Street, offers a lot of privacy in a very upmarket area. Recommend her highly.
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Ratings:

Face: 4/5
Body: 4/5
Personality: 5/5
Telephone Manner: 5/5
Venue Cleanliness: 5/5
Personal Cleanliness: 5/5
Privacy: 5/5
Service: 5/5
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Will you return? Yes
Advertiser looked like the Photos? Yes
Secure Parking? Yes

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@dildo is she a coloured babe. I am looking to visit a sexy coloured hunny...

Name: Lara

City: Johannesburg

Area: Sandton

Last Visit: April 2013

Full Profile: [View Lara's Full Profile]

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This has to be the worst possible punt in human history! First she was curt and unfriendly over the phone (she later gave me an excuse of having a bad tooth) then she did not respond to her phone when I arrived and when she finally did she was unhelpful since I had trouble finding the right place, she promised to text me the address but did not, I had to call her again and this time she pomised to call me back... I waited for ten minutes and still no call ( that when I realised that she must have double booked me and she was probably cleaning up after the last punt who must have been pushed to finish) Then came the 'please call me' as I was about to leave. I finally got the poper full address and when I got there she did not even bother to greet me at the door so I had to let myself in. Next thing I was rushed the bedroom without so much as an exchange of niceties. The room was dark as all the blinds were shut and I had to insist she open some. Finally the real horror show began... I took out money to pay as she demanded only to realise I had only 200 bills an she had to give a 100 back as she had told me her rates were 500 p/h...lo and behold she turns around and says I misheard her and that she charged 600 p/h and the 500 was for half the time. Now I dont mind paying but nobody likes to be taken for a ride. Be that as it may I gave her what she demanded because she promised to give a good massage but to my astonishment all I recieced was a pathetic back rub not a full body massage. She then ordered me to turn for a bj and she expected me to fecth the condom and put it on myself while she sat there and watched meanwhile I was the paying customer! Just when I thought things could not get any worse she stopped after a few half arsed attempts at bj an she emptied an entire mouthful of spit right there on the bed covers ( her excuse wa that the very condom she chose tasted awful), at this point I was completely turned off! I wont get into the details of the service itself except to say it was literally the worst lay of my life...it felt like we were two soldiers going through their drill paces. She was just moving to her own tune regardless of wheather I was there or not...I ha to stop her at some point since the service had turned into an odea. I had to concentrate very hard to at least end the nightmare. As soon as I told her I was done she was on the phone telling another hapless punter that her rates were 700! I was in the bathroom when she said this and as soon as I came out she was rushing me to the door telling me to leave.. I think pointed out the fact that it was barely half an hour since I had arrived and so technically my time was not up yet she then admitted it and told me I should come next time and she will mak up for it ( how on earth will she do that beats me...with another terrible service? No thanks) Anyway that is my experience and I would not wish this upon my worst enemy...SERIOUSLY !!!
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Ratings:

Face: 3/5
Body: 3/5
Personality: 1/5
Telephone Manner: 1/5
Venue Cleanliness: 2/5
Personal Cleanliness: 3/5
Privacy: 3/5
Service: 1/5
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Will you return? No
Advertiser looked like the Photos? Yes
Secure Parking? Yes

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@lexx. She is a very light skinned black girl

Thanks @dildo, my hunt continues.

Reminded me of my very first punt on ESA . No planning , no reviews read , nothing . Chose a pretty girl from the worst possible area .