Since I started punting, I've become unsentimental and rather callous,
looking for increasingly erotic ways to please my swollen and demanding phallus,
From a shy and reserved gentleman those many moons ago,
I now actively hunt for ladies who me their dripping pussies will show,
I've read a bit about massage... Thai, Tantric, Swedish and all,
but I prefer to fuck pussies, they hold me in their thrall,
I love an engorged vagina clamped around my face,
while my tongue invades and explores that silky slippy space,
I love it when she takes my hard-on between her firm and buoyant tits,
and allows me to delve deep into her scented multi-lips,
Later she sucks my shaft between her satin pearly thighs,
then she fucks me silly till my cum begins to rise,
We will quickly swap positions as I'm lying there exhausted and meek,
and we will end the session in torrid and scorching Greek!!

To clarify, usurping and disliking Shyloh is not what I'm about,
pray pass this to her disciples who rage and squeak and shout,
But I'm afraid a visit to that lady would leave me hungry... hanging middle tug,
while she stops to quench her ESA 'post a rant' super bug,
Sexy Shakira offers better, she has a bejeweled clit,
I'd rather play with that, than be rubbed and tugged a bit,
So i will give Shyloh a miss, I'd rather fuck and grunt,
than waste my hard earned money on a glorified wanking punt!!

Oh my word, writing this post has started to get me hard,
Shakira, Shakira, Shakira... where IS your business card?

WW for president! "Handyness" is for laaities, men that cannot handle their guilt feelings & old ladies with miffed parts/ warped minds. May the Force be with Smurfette!

@White: You lil sturer you... :-)
1) You OBVIOUSLY have not seem my clit yet!!
2) Dont assume what happens in my sessions, rathercome try it! I hereby invite you to a massage with the compliments of Shyloh. Keep your cash and give it to Shakira.
2)I actually DO have a business card Babez! Whahahahaha!! Check your PM. I sent you the front coz the back is obviously confidential to my clients. OR check my website. I will post it in a minute!

@WW you go dude! Great poetry! Shyloh my dear girl, you are trying too hard....take a few days off posting on every thread on ESA. I think you (we) need a break.

I for one enjoy Shyloh's cheeky posts, don't stop posting Shyloh.

Your post referring to your clit has gotten me very curious, I was once a fan of the good old rub and tug girls but it started getting boring when some of the better massage girls left the business so I've been back to FH only.

Anyone here been with Shyloh who can attest to her sessions being "interesting" and above average? I don't mind massage and HJ only as long as the girl gets very naughty and borders on breaking the rules a bit.

Shyloh's pics are very intriguing and I love an older woman who looks after herself the way she obviously has so I'm very tempted to take a drive out her way soon, but I want to be sure the drive will be worth it.

Another thing, are there plans to move into FH for you Shyloh? If so, ETA?

The forum is alive and well and vibrant as its been in ages.
Whitewhite, our resident poet, enhances the debates so well.
Personally, i prefer massage followed by full house but not at all costs. If the lady and i dont gel, the full house urge tends to fade and i pay my fee and hit the road. But thankfully those times are few and far between so full house normally prevails.
As for the two protagonists, Shy and Shak, both have their appeal and will no doubt remain popular (depending on the punters' preference).
Shak definitely has the advantage as she provides full house while Shy's intellect, glib tongue and purported massage skills might slightly narrow the gap.
However, Shak loves Mandy (not a bad thing) while Shy loves herself (also not a bad thing).
Would i visit either lady ? (Not that it would make an iota of difference to them). Tempting but doubtful !
But the entertainment they provide on the forum is great fun and thank them for that.

I used to only do rub and tug but got bored as the massage became very dissapointing. for 3 years I was the guinea pig at elysium and used to help with the training of new ladies, great job for a horny guy in his 20,s.
I prefer a real firm no elbows massage from a lady who really knows what she is doing. too many ladies out there say they can give a propper firm massage, , but in reality can,t.
I then decided to get my massages from a physio and my tug from porn.
for past 5yrs I have been dabbling in both, but still cannot find a professional massage lady. I dont need sex as I can wank, a blow is much appreciate, but if not on offer and massage is great then I am happy.
for fh I only go for the ladies that I really have a good time with as I am not prepared to waste my time or money. I enjoy it a bit wilder and more adventurous.
so for pse only with the queen of pse valentina, for doubles mandy and shakira win hands down, for just damn sexy erotic and wild its hard to beat aurora. but I am still yet to find the one lady that can replace lisa from sunninghill who gave the most incredible deep massage ever. no fh or blow, just the greatest massage ever.
if I could find a physio with great boobs who was kinky I would be there weekly. if she would deep throat, I would be there daily.

Def Shakira. Because shyloh really has been blowing off lately which does not appeal to me.

The problem with seeing Shyloh's clit is that I'd want to latch my lips firmly in place atop her mound sucking the juice out of her. Now that might be a problem if she only does massage. Tempting as it may be, I'd have to hold myself back which might drop my enjoyment of the session. One day though...