I thought it would be fun to start a thread about your funniest moments in a bookings
Punter and ladies

My funniest moment was when on my first day in a guest house in linden,my very first client fell into the swimming pool....
Before we even got to the room...

5 4 3 2 1. Go....

Did you say to him, "Hey, I'm the one who's supposed to get wet!"?

I had a bit of cruel humour directed at me; after a condom broke, I asked the SP if she knew her status, and she looked down and said quietly, "I'm positive". My stomach felt like it dropped half a meter, and then she burst out laughing, "I'm positive I'm negative...you should have seen your face!!!" She laughed so hard I had to laugh, too.

Also had some twisted compliments directed at me:

"You don't fuck like a white guy" (what does that even mean?)

and from a Chinese lady "You long time fucker"

On 2021-10-26 21:38:33 Arcticus said:
Did you say to him, "Hey, I'm the one who's supposed to get wet!"?

I had a bit of cruel humour directed at me; after a condom broke, I asked the SP if she knew her status, and she looked down and said quietly, "I'm positive". My stomach felt like it dropped half a meter, and then she burst out laughing, "I'm positive I'm negative...you should have seen your face!!!" She laughed so hard I had to laugh, too.

Also had some twisted compliments directed at me:

"You don't fuck like a white guy" (what does that even mean?)

and from a Chinese lady "You long time fucker"

OMG................

Lol.

I was having sex with my then girlfriend, doggy-style, and pulled out. There was a plastic ring around my cock. She said it was her birth control thingy. I felt like I had won a carnival game.

On 2021-10-26 21:38:33 Arcticus said:
Did you say to him, "Hey, I'm the one who's supposed to get wet!"?


and from a Chinese lady "You long time fucker"

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA......!!!!!! That barrier of language and grammar! ......loved this one!

On 2021-10-27 07:13:40 AnthonyEdwards said:
Lol.

I was having sex with my then girlfriend, doggy-style, and pulled out. There was a plastic ring around my cock. She said it was her birth control thingy. I felt like I had won a carnival game.

This made my day
Lol.....

Hahahahahahaha

and from a Chinese lady "You long time fucker"[/QUOTE]

On 2021-10-27 07:44:41 Ms Ella said:
Hahahahahahaha

and from a Chinese lady "You long time fucker"

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Absolutely hilarious.....

I a booking the lady was trying to perform oral sex from my right side rather than on my left, as she normally would. After about 30 seconds of uncomfortable shifting, she asked to move to the other side. I immediately asked her, "You aren't ambi-dick-sterous?" She snorted and before long we were both crying from laughing so hard.

On 2021-10-27 09:33:31 AnthonyEdwards said:
I a booking the lady was trying to perform oral sex from my right side rather than on my left, as she normally would. After about 30 seconds of uncomfortable shifting, she asked to move to the other side. I immediately asked her, "You aren't ambi-dick-sterous?" She snorted and before long we were both crying from laughing so hard.

Lol..........