Posted: 2013-10-16 15:04:46
So I go to my normal wam-bam-thankyoumam, venue in Edenvale without a pre-booking all excited cos I love the line-up and the thrill that it holds, even though I have been very lucky lately. So I choose a fair skinned, tall, very pretty WG, Jessica I think, who has a great body. Now I'm a boobs man, anything not drooping is really my cup of tea, and she had a decent pair when introductions were made. When we were alone, and the clothes came off, I got the fuken skrik of my life, the boobs had dropped 90 fuken degrees south, it seemed like gravity was working extremely hard as the boobs really wanted to land on the floor, her legs had suddenly become golf sticks, where was the fuken sexy WG I spotted in the line up?. Anyway, I decided to marshall on, and was really surprised when she gave me a splendid groin (read: testicle area) massage, with, yes you guessed it, Aqueous fuken cream, I mean Aqueous. Again, given the soldier that I am (read: jags) I persist. While she massages, the cell rings and yes she answers it, and then she starts talking dirty to the caller about anal sex and taking it in her mouth and .....all the smile massaging my groin, I mean WTF?, and stroking randy-rod. Needless to say the dity talking and the stroking had me quite upset and horny as hell, best we start with a cow-girl, at this point I didn't even care if she was still on the phone. I let her ride even after she kept telling me that she was getting tired, I cared not a fuk, she rode maybe till about Midrand at which point, I had to off-load. As soon as we were done, the phone rang and again she answered, started making a deal while we're setting dressed, she actually let me out of the house while striking up a deal with a potential punter. She was definitely not repeat business material, but at R300 bucks a skrop, the venue suits me fine.