How do u know when someone doesn't really like u BUT, wants something for free?

Just have to share...cause it is more than simply amusing.

This is how the whatsapp went...

Hi Russ send me your snippet thanks.

Hello there...who am i speaking to (Cool emoji face).

You should have said "To whom am i speaking"? John

Well considering i write like i speak...even in my storytelling (loooots of emojis of tongue sticking out etc)
Glad u understand anyways John.


And of course i did not send my snippets, John would not have appreciated them anyways... nor did he ask again.

Siiiigggghhhh....to irk a 'John' with my poor grammar GRIN.

Wasn't me ... I .... swear ... :-D

oral...jim...u have gone public on ur dislike of my elipses and my style of writing...cannot imagine why u would go private on any other matter anyways.



But need to tell u this little tale.

This group of gossipers sat down to relay the latest happening in the village, where there was speculation who the father was of a newborn illegitimate child .
"i hear it could only be A. Somebody apparently heard A and the woman chatting about the child's future. They noticed her eavesdropping and begged her to keep their secret. I would love to know who does not know to keep a secret!"

And all the gossipers agreed .

Except one that piped up in a shrill voice " It wasn't me!"

x

Errrrr ... ok? I am sure in some alternate universe there's a parallel you are trying to draw but its above my level.

My sausage!

"John" and I made up.

I was wrong and I apologized.

Worst of all...I could have lost out on what he has promised to come and "show" me..

Plus I DID share my videos...and he liked. Shoo!

How sheepishly and most gleefully i await his visit.

I like that sort of..."John"

:))))))