Name: Charlie

City: Pretoria

Area: Gezina

Last Visit: November 2013

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Her pics were so tempting I just had to make a booking.
On-street parking, a flat, girl substantially older than advertised but was wearing the sexy outfit as per her pics. Sober telcon, figure less than the photos but good for her age, face disappointing, barely friendly-enough personality, superb personal cleanliness.
GFE agreed on but she avoids kissing completely, and has a few do-not's. Had to pay upfront, long time since I have been asked this but fine with me. Was asked to pay extra for OWO, which lasted all of 15 seconds because whilst busy she eagerly volunteered her behind over me for a 69 - which I like but then better keep doing what you are busy with. She completely forgot to do this though, my lilme was absolutely forgotten.
She came unexpectedly easily, but then almost collapsed afterwards of sheer fatigue, "I am too tired". Hmm, what now? I was left no choice so just got on her and in her, it's what I actually came for to do after all. She sortof woke up and after some time she explodes again, quite nice... but then again lies like a corps complaining about being 'too tired'. Next, because she could see I was wide awake still I get accused I don't come quick enough so I must be using viagra. Right: 'Never but I'm willing to try it, have you got any'? This humour went past her, ditto me telling her I'm not 20 anymore. However she does pick up on the fact that I'm not done yet, so I'm asked to pay for the second hour. Really, already? No problem I say, but she insists I pay her now, otherwise I'm going to tell her later 'my money's in the car'. Geezz, you didn't see me peeling off the notes in front of you the first time? Anyway I get up and pay her, and check the time: I've been there only 47 minutes which I tell her.... zero reply.
She then switches on a fan next to the bed... which the neighbours simply must have heard as the lowest setting is "Hurricane". Fine with me, it was warm enough. She takes some time to return to the bed and proceeds to give me the most reluctant handjob I've ever received, so I start playing with her to get us in the mood again. Then suddenly she quickly re-rubbers me up and sits on top, me expecting to be taken for a lovely ride. Well, not quite, she failed to move. With only minute sideways movement and her leaning forcefully on my pubic bone she comes again, violently this time, almost breaking my neck in her involuntary processes. Sure, nice enough, but not at all aimed at getting me off, a thing which I thought to be one of her offerings. I'm obviously wrong, she afterwards just sat there without any movement whatsoever. Blowjob? No, too tired. Handjob then? Oh nooo, too tired... I could not get her to move, not a chance.
I then ask what we're going to do to get me to the finish, but 'too tired' was the reply from an utterly still frame. Incredulously I ask what's wrong, and again I'm accused of using viagra, or I must be drunk. Well, let's see: never even seen those pills, and during the previous 4 hours I had (in sequence) 2 glasses of wine with a meal, a cappuccino and a grapetiser... so yeah, I must have been sloshed, it's a wonder I actually was able to get a hardon. Oh wait, that's of course what that viagra is for, shame.
Couldn't do anything, she just sat there. Not done I left, having spent 1 hour 40 minutes there.
Will I recommend her or go back? You're kidding! GFE agreed on but not supplied, no mentioning of extras which are simply part of a GFE, no kissing either, an offputting self centered and lazy attitude towards the client. Funnily enough, notwithstanding all this she's super eager to get her own rocks off, so if that's your thing then by all means go sample.
This was a unique punt but unsatisfactory, hence more weird than wonderful.
Charlie, since I didn't get any I think you owe ME money for the repeated services I rendered, pls mail me the cheque?

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Ratings:

Face: 3/5
Body: 4/5
Personality: 2/5
Telephone Manner: 3/5
Venue Cleanliness: 3/5
Personal Cleanliness: 5/5
Privacy: 4/5
Service: 1/5
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Will you return? No
Advertiser looked like the Photos? Yes
Secure Parking? No

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Absolutely fuckin brilliant Chmok, I've experienced similar before! You had me rolling in the aisles!

Rofl.. Lowest setting on the fan is "hurricane".

Chimok I remember yu very clearly yu r one of the clients that I will never 4get first I couldn't kiss yu coz of your hygienine the smell in ur mouth was a turn off secondly since yu were not happy wth the 1st hour why did yu continue to pay 4 the 2nd hour. Thirdly your finger fucking tried to b patient but it was so sore yu were like yu will pull out my inner vagina n what yu should know this thing is between 2 pple communication is important of which l tried yu couldn't understand yes m a working gal but also human. The next day I still felt the after effects of ur fingers in me couldn't even wash or work had to go to pharmacy 4 some vaginal cream. Anyway m sorry but as much yu won't cum bck thank yu l can't stand yu even if yu r to offer a million.

As 4 the parking yu chose where to park not me my plce is secure n private yu r the 1st to complain abt it n the fan I asked if yu were ok n yu said yu were fine n it was too hot yu were sweating my bedding was wet as of the noise of the fan all fans hve some noise of some sort. I guess there is few gals who can stand yu coz yu don't hve sex 4 fun yu abuse gals but becoz of ur money yu expecct them to take it no matter what.

My compliments Charlie, a very clever reply! Who's going to believe a filthy git with halitosis hmm? Uses viagra and was drunk on top of it!
But, quite like your treatment you're not too honest. There's a few here that know my personal hygiene is beyond reproach, it's why I value and will demand ditto - and, this is why you I scored you 'perfect' on this, a full 5! Weird eh? As always I did bath beforehand, and after dinner I brushed my teeth and sucked a habitual mint - but my breath was repulsive you say. Funny, I had no garlic. But noted, thank you, I will see an oral hygienist soonest! I'll tell him that my breath is deemed revolting from a meter away or further, as this is the closest our faces have been but for your moment finale when you tried to wring my neck off. Did you miss my "avoid kissing completely", emphasis on both avoid & completely? Funny though that the moment you smelled my dick you spun your behind on my face, I sure as hell can't remember asking for that. Yah, was a pleasure.
I didn't want to bring the fingering bit up you know, but when you do I surely may reply. Anyone told you yet that it is rather unusual to be allowed only 1 cm of finger inside? If not: it is! Clean, white and trimmed nails too, my plush job to blame. If you needed antibacterial cream afterwards then hell, I'm sorry, really! I would suggest you immediately sterilize the handles & buttons on the various doors of the flat block I had to go though, as these, except from the steering wheel of my almost new car, are the only things I touched since leaving home. Oh wait, the money perhaps, twice so? Those atrociously filthy ATM's!
Onto the parking, secure and private you say. No hope in hell sweetie, it simply isn't: it is a free for all public parking area under the entire building, visible and accessible to anyone driving or passing by. However, if you have some safe parking maybe some blocks away (as it is definitely not there!)... you maybe should have told me this when I phoned you asking if you were in a flat, because all you said was 'Yes, phone me when you're in front of the security door'. Let me guess, you forgot? Ooh you naughty girl you :))
Why I paid the 2nd hour? You *demanded* payment after only three quarters of an hour, you forgot this too perhaps? Re-read above. As I'm busy learning a lot about myself anyway please don't spare the horses: was I speaking too soft too perhaps?
By all means, please tell everyone here how I "abused" you? Yes, guilty as charged, I indeed paid you with my money! No tip either (because you ask for it beforehand and during), and I would hazard a guess that I paid the exact same amount others do pay you.. but how this now amounts to abuse I'm a bit lost?
As an aside, nope, I wasn't the sweating one but you were, your enjoyment to blame I have to presume. On this, you're a superb actress to have come so often in such a short time - with a filthy stinking guy who abuses and hurts you so badly that you have to take the day off afterwards, you're simply Oscar material!
Mind, at least I now know what "too tired" means, a whole day needed for recovery.... daayem, you make me feel proud you know?
But you're right in a sense of course: I should have turned around the moment I realized you reside in a below-par flatblock with public hence unsafe parking, for as to date I've never had a sterling punt in them. Promise I will too next time, my filthy dick on a block!

If anyone was crazy enough to offer any WG a million he'd have to attach her to his dick permanently.

I don't have time 4 this, got beta thingz to do don't hve time to argue wth yu. If yu were not happy wth yar sorry l guess can not click wth each n every person we different next time jst go to 5 star hotel some of us can't afford to meet ur needs dear.

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OMW this is so amusing. Charlie, I'd like you to come violently on top of me!