I have to share.

So..I ran out of condoms and had to go buy this morn.

I know the question becomes...why does RB need condoms???

Well...I shall leave it upto u to find out.

But. To carry on.

So standing at the counter I ask the cashier to check if I have enough cash accumulated on my loyalty card to pay for them condoms.

I was short.

In all that time her face was like a rock and she kept her eyes averted from looking up at me.

I said "oh! My...it does cost quite a bit to have some serious fun!"

And that is when she cracked a smile and said

"Quite a bit of fun I would say.' Looking at my box of 10 condoms and then me.

Eeeeek! What could I do but laugh and lie...

"True bunnies this new lover and I are. We just cannot help ourselves. "

"Lucky u!" Said she.

And there it was....an admission of no sex.

An "honest" share over a buy of a box of condoms.

:)

RB.

I went to get a few boxes before my trip to sun city a few weeks ago. My basket was full with lotions and sunscreen, soap and general toiletries. The cashier took the condoms out first. Scanned everything else leaving the condoms on the counter for the world to see, and scanned them last. The whole time I'm smiling cos I knew what she was doing, but I am not the shy uncomfortable type when it comes to these things

A few weeks ago went to Clicks and found my favourite brand in stock, they have been scarce lately. Took all the boxes that were on the shelf. 14 boxes. And when I got to the till,the teller couldnt help it and asked if I was buying to resell. Didn't I just laugh out loud

You always vry less at Clicks.

When I buy condoms, I always get some other stuff as well.

But I'll try to make the combination as weird as possible.
Condoms, pair of socks and a powerade.
You get the strangest looks sometimes.

They always give you that look !

always when you at the shops buying condoms you will always get people starring at you when paying I often wonder if they do " outsurance "
or is it just us escorts who are the only ones buying condoms
condoms are an essential same as groceries

Hahahaha i get this all the time especially when buying them for orgies,years back in Pretoria when we where buying for my friend's house warming orgy party..

The lady was like guys what are you doing with all these condoms are you selling or donating,my friend was one crazy bitch.so she was like girl why would we supply or donate to anyone,when we also have pussies hahaha.she told her we where getting fucked like crazy

On my birthday this year,we went to buy at my nearby Dischem.we had like 20 boxes,the guy looked at us.we laughed and he was like wow ladies i am impressed,it looks like you are going to have so much fun haha

Yesterday i picked condoms,showel gel and some pill.when i got to the till,condoms where under everything because of the way i was holding things.the lady was like why are you hiding them,dont hide it.there is no need to be ashamed off

I told her no i wasn't trying to,its just happened because the way i was holding my things.and it was the first thing i picked when i got in the shop,then she is was like mmmmmm i feel sorry for this him.you even got pills,girl you are crazy

Its like everyone is getting used or confortable with sex,unlike back in the day.

Its not just about condoms only,but also with hiv test and stds these days you get your test done without feeling being judged:))unlike few years back,these days one is free to do whatever they want hahahaha.

I am still smiling....


....only one condom left, I quickly made a dash to the closest garage store to buy a pack of 3 for my 7am tomorrow, Monday morning adventure where a strap-on would be called for and one can NEVER be without a spare or two to sheath ones strapped on cock.

The guy behind the counter looked at me while taking my payment and said, " better to be safe ...ha?"

"Of course!" I said smiling " otherwise the price to be paid is very high!"

He looked at me with HUGE eyes and a near gaping mouth and as I began to walk out, my brain cells began to work...

I turned around and decided to explain myself

"What I mean is that it is better to be safe because the high price to be paid could be contracting HIV or making a baby. "

And I knew I had not been wrong about his assumption of my previous statement


"Aaaaaaaaaah....." He answered "okay! Okay!" And laughed real loud.

Shoo...

Talk about "lost in translation."

Eeeek!

RB.

Down at the coast, looking for my brand, lady in toe, shop to shop ... eventually clicks and wasn't going to risk it so bought two twelve pack and a three pack for good measure ... needless to say ... a lot of sexy time went down over three days ... hahaha!