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Biggest SIMP award...Mucklechaev (2023 winner)
Posted: 2023-06-06 15:19:44
Ladies and Gentlemen, It is my great pleasure to announce the winner of the 2023 Biggest SIMP award.
Congrats to "Mucklechaev" aka
[Mucklesimp/ Mucklecuck/ Mucklestilskin/ Muckleforeskin/ Mucklechaff] for winning 10,000 horse dildos main prize and a year supply of "get-a-life" t-shirts.
*This is a guy who likes getting his toenails painted by WGs.
*Get's his mangina waxed weekly.
*If not he gets very agro and wants to fight other punters to "show them who is boss".
*He is a real regular who see's his WG/MGs once a year but "knows what they are like deep down inside" and
*Will tell you the classic simp line "she is not like that..."
*Likes to spam threads to satisfy his childish beta-cuck- incel mindset.
*The sender of many unanswered dm's- what a champ(i mean simp)- please stop, pretty please!
*He is the simp we dont want, but the simp we all need.
So It Takes the Biggest Simp to earn this award! We all believed in you and knew you had what it takes to win an award like this. If you stay focused and keep up the hard work I have no doubt you'll win it again next year too.
Please feel free to express your sincere congratulations to him...
And yes, I wont be replying to this thread thanks to my super duper mental resilience, no matter how tempting it is to bash Mucklecuck.(easy money)
#Living Rent Free
Congrats to "Mucklechaev" aka
[Mucklesimp/ Mucklecuck/ Mucklestilskin/ Muckleforeskin/ Mucklechaff] for winning 10,000 horse dildos main prize and a year supply of "get-a-life" t-shirts.
*This is a guy who likes getting his toenails painted by WGs.
*Get's his mangina waxed weekly.
*If not he gets very agro and wants to fight other punters to "show them who is boss".
*He is a real regular who see's his WG/MGs once a year but "knows what they are like deep down inside" and
*Will tell you the classic simp line "she is not like that..."
*Likes to spam threads to satisfy his childish beta-cuck- incel mindset.
*The sender of many unanswered dm's- what a champ(i mean simp)- please stop, pretty please!
*He is the simp we dont want, but the simp we all need.
So It Takes the Biggest Simp to earn this award! We all believed in you and knew you had what it takes to win an award like this. If you stay focused and keep up the hard work I have no doubt you'll win it again next year too.
Please feel free to express your sincere congratulations to him...
And yes, I wont be replying to this thread thanks to my super duper mental resilience, no matter how tempting it is to bash Mucklecuck.(easy money)
#Living Rent Free
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Re: Biggest SIMP award...Mucklechaev (2023 winner)
Posted: 2023-06-06 21:32:38
Get a life, man lol
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