A woman holding her little baby in her arms gets onto a bus. The driver says, "Wow, that's an ugly baby!"
The woman is outraged, but says nothing. As she walks back to an open seat, another passenger sees that she is upset, and asks why. She says, "That bus driver was so rude and insulting!"
The passenger says, "Why, you just go right back and give the driver a piece of your mind! Here, I'll hold your monkey."