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Savanna - Joke of the day
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Posted: 2015-10-17 13:15:29

Little Johny GoDeeper entered his 2nd grade glass room and was confronted with the hottest woman he had ever seen.

After the rest of the class came in, she introduced herself as Miss Lily, and she was going to be substituting that day.

After school he stayed behind to talk to her.

"Miss Lily, will you take off you're clothes?" he asked

"No." she replied.

"If you don't I'll tell my sister, my sister will tell my brother, my brother will tell my mom, my mom will tell my dad and he'll tell the principal and you'll get fired."

"Alright."

Miss Lily took off her clothes.

"Miss Lily, will you lay on the desk?" asked Johny.

"No."

"If you don't I'll tell my sister, she'll tell my brother, he'll tell my mom, she'll tell my dad, he'll tell the principal and you'll get fired."

"OK."

She layed on the desk.

"Miss Lily, can I have sex with you?" he asked.

"No."

"If you don't let me I'll tell my sister, she'll tell my brother, he'll tell my mom, she'll tell my dad, he'll tell the principal and you'll get fired."

"OK."

So Little Johny started to have sex with her. Then the principal walked in.

"JOHNY GODEEPER!!" he screamed.

Then his dad walked in.

"JOHNY GODEEPER!!" he yelled.

Then his mom walked in.

"Johny GoDeeper!!" she yelled.

Then his brother walked in.

"Johny GoDeeper, duuude!" he said amazed.

Then his sister walked in.

"Johny GoDepper." she said disgusted.

"I can't. I'm stuck." said Little Johny GoDeeper.J
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Posted: 2015-10-17 17:17:03

Forgive me, I don't get it :-l
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Posted: 2015-10-17 17:22:05

To subtle for me.
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Posted: 2015-10-17 19:13:33
Edited: 2015-10-17 19:14:08

*classroom not glass room.

And Huh????
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Posted: 2015-10-17 19:31:31

@ Avenger maybe that was the punchline budz :-o
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Posted: 2015-10-17 21:35:55

I get most of it savannah thanks for sharing joke its very cynical,ironical and witty heheee. Question wonder if she'lle still get fired or...

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