So guys as we all know most of you have been displeased with the venue La Luna. As I've heard it's now under new ownership and management.

Methinks that grapevine has turned into wine, which you probably consumed instead of listening to it, because the venue was Velvet Glow ?

LOL

They just need to get Reese back and they will make a killing....

No most punters commented that they happy they favourite lady moved from the venue as they only went there becoz of the lady. And did not like the venue

Dear Mr PeterBuck(s) you can be forgiven for getting it ALL wrong considering the unearthly time of your post and the fact that by your own admission you are fat, bald, short and ugly - every WG's NIGHTMARE!! LOL!!

Hi guys,yes it's true,La Luna has a new owner.The aim is to up the standard of the venue to the fullest.The ladies will be trained by a professional masseuse and will get advice from a sexologist how to deal and handle any problems like premature ejaculations,prostate stimulation,ect.

The venues name will be changed in due time,as the venue is undergoing a revamp.It's still the same address and still operational.

xoxo

Chantelle

It didnt sound so bad when I said it, but now that I have to read this, I am cringing.

I will start immediately with my remedial program :
Bald : Not much to do there
Short : I can wear high heel shoes ?
Ugly : That is generic. My father was as ugly as sin. But thats why we use the pillowcase ? or two ? maybe a third for the poor dog that he can stop howling ?
Fat : I did lose about 10 kilos, but then I had a setback. My motivational factor dropped me and only very recently have I been inspired to hit the gym again. So maybe I should first wait till I drop another 10 kilos before I start visiting again ?

Every WG nightmare ?

Just remember that I have a great personality.
And I use very nice aftershave.

Eina, selfbeeld, waar is jy nou? Kom terug asb !!!

LOL

And then they wonder why I drink so much ?

So that when I look in the mirror I see two of me.

One looks nice, the other one blurred.

Chantelle, please, can we keep this ugliness of Peter a secret between you and me ?

Otherwise all the girls will start charging me double, and I have to buy them lots of drinks as well to drink me pretty ? My poor budget will not last, and I am neither a young man nor a rich man.

Please, I beg of you. I can see a premature end to my punting career happening before mine eyes.

Don't worry Peterbucks we can always use a brown paper bag over ur head

Monika and Chantelle

You are too kind.

I will have to go past Daporras fruit and veg shop to collect some brown bags. Didn't know you actually got them any more? I usually buy at the corner cafe and they use plastic bags. But they are pretty much see-through, so it would defies the reason for putting it over my head ?

Also , I think I would be sweating in them plastics. And I seen enough spy movies to know that if tightened, one cannot breathe ? But then we are in another kinky place again ? 50 shades of ugly ?

Thats why I was suggesting pillowcases. It is re-usuable, after giving it a wishy washy, so the same one can be used time after time. My monogram could also be put on it, as I quite like it on my tailored shirts.

But the one thing that will help, is darkness. Not on the edge of Town, but in the room. And not the dark force that may or may not be with you. Wise Yoda ? Oh shit, I almost look like Yoda. Why did I go there. Oh yes , short , fat , ugly old ? That be Yoda.

The darkness will envelop us in it's soft and gentle embrace, my profoundly ugly silhouette dampened by the soft edges of the dark blanket. And that is why my best work is done under the cover of darkness, for I love to give. Inhibition left with the putting off of the electical light, and a really small birthday candle providing the only illumination so that two blurred forms can feel their way around each other, exploring the hidden valleys and hills , mine maybe more pronounced and soft, but maybe not all so soft ?

Bottle half empty :
Cant believe that a fucking intelligent person can write such shit. Off to bed now. Must be this bottle. Only half empty, imagine what shit will sprout when it is empty. For profound wisdom lies at the bottom of the bottle . Quote : Peter Buck

It was a good day.

Work was fun. Which it should be. The sushi was great. Did a good deed as well. Visit was magical.

Written at 21h30.

Bottle now empty : This is profoundness at it's best :
It is easier not to be wise, and measure things by your brain. It is easier not to be great, and measure things by your eyes. Your anchor is up, you have been swept away, and the best of friends wont hesitate to leave you there, by yourself chained to fate, but I alone love you. I alone will come for you. I alone love you. This does not have to be the end of it. I alone love you.