For years we have been told that smoking causes cancer, now every week there is new researcher from the WHO about foods causing cancer;

Processed meat, preserved foods now even biltong, wors and bacon!!

I smoke, eat biltong, bacon and wors so I guess I am doomed already!! The one thing I love tasting is pussy so I sure hope that doesn't also get listed because then I will really be F_ _ _ed.

@all the forum police and judges, please note that I have huge sympathy for cancer sufferers and have lost my father and 2 other family members to the big C.

Heard somewhere that Micheal Douglas got throat cancer from muffing Catherine Zeta-Jones too much. (Can blame him tho)

What a way to go .....

All this research of this causes that and that causes this, pretty soon everything will cause something and bla bla bla. I eat what I want to eat when I want to eat it.

Live and let live.....

If Catherine Zeta Jones was my gal she'd permanently be sitting on my face boss

Pussy don't but HPV certainly does and if 50 percent of the sexually active population of America has it, imagine how many people have it here, can be passed on by oral and sexual contact, it's what Michael Douglas got cancer from , no test for men either and only very small symptoms ..

@doubleslappedass, there is actually an HPV Vaccine.

As for the processed meat.... #FreeBacon !!!

Forbidden for me is the flesh of swine.
...which is comforting.

I can live without beer, I can live without hot showers, I can live without my iPad, but I cannot live without Bacon !

The world would be a terribly place without bacon sandwiches.

I too would not be able to keep my head from between the legs of Mrs Douglas if she where my wife.

Yesterday I left the office and went home and chilled with a few drinks.... Unhealthy! and a cigarette..... Cancer!

Made a nice Mac & Cheese for supper... Unhealthy!, with bacon in.... Cancer!

Had a good session with the gf including lots of muffing.... Cancer! and started worrying during the 69 if she was also sucking on a cancer stick. (Total BS as I was enjoying it to much bud the thought did pop up later). At least I know we are both STD free so at least the sex wasn't a health risk.

This morning had a breakfast meeting at Wimpy and had Bangers, Bacon, Egg and toast and 2 coffee's. While typing this I am having my 5th coffee for the day so far.

Its amazing that I am still alive with such a risky lifestyle.

Imagine if one had to change ones lifestyle for every new warning that came out, what a sad and pitiful life we would have.