Whats the worst that can happen when you go punting. Had a near disaster this last Friday. Bumped my car into a tree whilst reversing out of a punting venue. Got away with a minor scratch other wise i would have had some explaining to do regarding location.

you could get a heart attack mid session and kick the bucket. atleast you wont have to explain that.

Car got stuck once n could not push it up hill so I could get out of yard
Had to get it towed

Problem come if you do not kick the bucket over....but that status will change when the wife visit you in ICU :-)

Worst for me remains a SAP raid ..... no chance to escape that one unless you punt without parking inside the premises and then you must pray the neighbours do not have a pit bull as you jump over the wall.

I had a very close encounter once - was interrupted in the act due to a VERY loud police siren going for a good 5 seconds and I mean LOUD so I jumped up and looked through the window and saw the SAP just stopped in front of the house with lights on, then the loud knock at the front door, needles to say I broke a record "deflating" and dressing - but it turned out they were looking for info as the neighbours had a burglary the night before - nearly shat myself in the bathroom while this happened at the front door - I started counting the cash in my wallet already for that bribe LOL .... so yeah was not a nice experience at all.

I left the moment they took off, and then as luck will have it as I turn the corner and looked in my rear view mirror there they were - two cars behind me, this time I did shat myself (ok very close), but at the Robot they turned the other way... my heart rate only returned to normal that evening...

Some time ago I had a problem with my car starter. On one of my punts after finishing a good 1hr session and was ready to leave the car would not start. The wg and the gardener had to help push start the car. Never drove a vw again !!

Haha, Sakkie.

Can lawyers help, but as far as i understand the police have nothing on you, even when caught on the job (thats simply concenting adults). They only have a case against you when they witness exchange of money for sex.

The worst is when the cops appear to arrive and the girl leaves you locked in the room apparently for your own safety whilst some motherfucking Nigerian is busy scamming your wallet car and whatever else they can lay there hands on without actually shooting you, your cellphone is used as a bargaining chip to get you out, and there you find yourself outside with no wallet cellphone and if your lucky your car keys if not you gonna walk home if they haven't pinched your car,and the best is there's no one around they have all vamoosed into the darkness. Be careful
who you screw around with all is not as it seems.

after reading all these im jus put of houses... drama. always.

@sakkie....bwa ha ha ha....So hilarious lol...but shame, I can only imagine your panic while waiting for something to transpire "big eyes"