So in today's world it is considered politically incorrect to make jokes about any racial group or ethnicity. So ..

An Englishman, a Scotsman, an Irishman, a Welshman, a Ghurka, a Latvian, a Turk, an Aussie, two Kiwis, a German, an American, a South African, a Cypriot, an Egyptian, a Japanese, a Mexican, a Spaniard, a Russian, a Pole, a Romanian, a Bulgarian, a Serb, a Swiss, a Greek, a Norwegian, an Italian, a Libyan, a Muslim, a Hindu, a Jew, a Christian, a Buddhist and an Ethiopian went to a night club.

The bouncer said "Sorry, I can't let you in without a Thai".

Two Kiwis??

Yes, him & his wooly 'wife' - you dunno anything about New Zealand?
Geezz, one has to explain everything here....

Ohhh. I thought it was one to drink and the other to hold the cup!

Aaarrgghhhh NO man, that's Ozzi's!
Close but no zoll!

Lurn yuor Goegrahpy beter plaese?
Tsk tsk tsk...

No no no - it's the Kiwis who shear sheep and the Aussies who share them so it should be two Aussies!!!

Watcha speling but you're close: the Kiwis share sheep! Aussies fukem first then nukem on a 'Baaarbie' - which is electric hence tasteless, nobody muffs Barbies overthere. Sheilas they do though!



OJ, gooi nog n PC-een, dis fun! :))

oh yes those coin-operated electric jols - the pinnacle of Aussie cooking.

My last word on Kiwis and Aussies - A Kiwi and an Aussie went fishing one afternoon and decided to have a couple of cold beers. After a while the Aussie says to the Kiwi, "If I was to sneak over to your house and made wild passionate love to your wife while you were at work, and she got pregnant and had a baby, would that make us related?" The Kiwi after a great deal of thought, says, "Well, I don't know about related, but it sure would make us even."

I love curry, samoosas, Bollywood and cricket. I live in Lenasia, and my name is Sanjeev Kumar.
So. What what am I ?

Answer:
A curry and samoosa munching Bollywood and cricket loving oke from Lenasia by the name of Sanjeev Kumar.
That's who I am.

Bruce walks down the street with 1 sheep under each arm - a kiwi asks are you going to SHEAR them the Ausi say no I'm going to fuck them both