".........
I hate it when people see me at the supermarket and they like...

'hey!what are u doing here??'

And I am just like:

'oh.
You know.
Hunting elephants...'

;/
B.

On 2015-12-03 18:39:14 Russian Bridgitte said:
".........
I hate it when people see me at the supermarket and they like...
'hey!what are u doing here??'
And I am just like:
'oh.
You know.
Hunting elephants...'
;/
B.

Of course they will like you!

You do???
So, I presume a donkey doesn't do it for you then...
Anyway, interesting - what gun do you use?
And, what do you do with the tusks, as, let's face it, this is of more interest on this kind of forum?
And, if my hunch is right then that would make for an awesome photoshoot!



;-)

When I saw the subject of this post I'm like....

Curious way in which the word "like" is used.

Oh my! Oh my!

.....like:

Me thinks I have put myself in a serious "pickle" here, but let me humour u at the expense of myself....(blush)

Chmoks.....donkeys have never done it for me ....cute but mindless creatures who stubbornly "hang" around with very little to say except for "heehaaaaw" when u dangle a tasty treat in front of them.
As to the tusks. Never been one of a murderous nature......thus no tusks ....
But.....
Should I think of hunting a "punter" down....would love to have u here to stand above u, as u sit in my chair, dig my red stiletto ever so possesively between your legs ....
Promise to leave all in tact, but well used.

Xxx
B.

Oh hell, well, worth a try!
My squeamish built could never handle the impact of an elephant gun, so was wondering what weapon you used - and on same, thanks for spoiling my night's rest in advance, nightmares here we come: I DESPISE red stilettos!!!
I absolutely drool about black one's though, but alas, you choose red, so no need to call a friend now.
But, no worries about me, I'll survive - if only for the fact that you at least think I'm cute, like...

My darling Sir Ben...

Uhm....like...uhm, decided to.....uhm progressively make my way down another root of communication while chewing gum ....like let's high five and watch Hair.

:D!

B.

Chmoks....
The red stilettos have already been thrown to the back of the wardrobe...

Easy!!!!

What u say...black stilettos????

Damn!!!!!

Why did I choose red!

Siiighhhh....

A girl can only but try.

Anyways...do love ur many "tongue in cheek" comments and satire on various posts.
Thank u for the squirmishes, smirks,smiles and laughs u have afforded me!

Kisses!

B.

Every one all misinterpreting her joke. Its similar to the joke below:

"3 am phone call...."hey, are you asleep??" .....No, Im Skydiving"..

Cozyhaven...
Love that one too!

Xxx
B.