"This is going to come across as weird and odd I would think. I am a 35 year old Indian male, well mannered, educated with a BSc and MBA, I have 2 companies I am the Owner/MD, good looking and generally have a lot going for me. I am not going to go into too much detail here but my life has taken a complete 180 in the last 2 months. Please read the entire email and u will understand why I am mailing you and what this has to do with you and you are going to benefit from this immensely should u decide to take the proposal... here goes...

I am married with a daughter. I stay in JHB and my family in Durban. All was fine but while I was away this last year building my company and providing everything for my wife and daughter, my wife got greedy and money got to her. She started cheating in me and neglecting our daughter. This caused everything to go completely pear shaped. Anyway, while all this has happened she does not know my daughter and I found out. I have many properties and assets I am trying to quickly transfer into trusts that my attorneys are setting up. I am doing all this as I am waiting as soon as done to serve divorce papers. My wife thinks everything is in my company name where she has 51% share but it is going to be a huge surprise, she fucked me around and now her turn. 

This is now where u come in and why I am mailing.I had too much of giving all the time and love shattered and treated like a doormat after providing everything from a house to a new car to every expense paid to the works... she had it all.

I always had this fetish to get involved with someone similar to you. This is only looks I see from the pic and not complete. I need a companion, somebody, gorgeous, confident, sexy, well dressed, a companion, a colleague and a friend. Since I am not interested in love this relationship will not matter to me and what you do. I am asking straight out here if you can be my girlfriend and partner not only sex, to talk at times, go out, movies, do stuff, anything what u worry in a relationship as u not comfortable etc.. No strings attached well I don't know how far it will go and what is the end result. For now the above suffices, and a more suitable title is a friend with benefits. I forgot to mention, I am going to compensate you, yes indeed, nothing for free!! I will spoil u with what u need, and money we can discuss and decide when we meet as that is step number 2, step number one is you have to agree to this entire arrangement. Also, I do not need you 24/7 so after hours certain days, weekend at times etc. Since I will pay you, your time is not wasted.

I understand there is a lot to handle in this email, perhaps think about it and what you can offer and if you are happy, mail me and we take it forward. Also I need exclusivity to a degree so there are times you need to be with me and not ignore when I need you and turn cell off etc. The difference is I understand you are a working girl and all that goes with it so you do not have to explain all that.

I am sure if we agree on money and what is involved from both sides then we can get this working. I live in the Bryanston area so keep that in mind as well and think about everything mentioned here, mail me your contact details all of them and pics of yourself as this site is limited and we can talk then

I await your response and if I do not hear from you in a day or 2, I get the message and will try another lady but keep in mind I mailed u as u r number 1 for me."

Regards
"R"

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Over the past four years been inundated with such ludicrous propositions as posed in the above email. Decided to share with the forum so everyone can have a good chuckle.

This is the very first time though that the creative sod had the ingenuity to use a business entity. I am counting on the spouse of "R" from DTS T#?/!"@" coming across this post.

Now this guy must be so bored and chaffed with himself. In his little brain his thinking "the hookers are so gullible they all believe in fairy god mothers and the tooth fairy."

Will be fun if ladies can add some of the proposals that made them go Bwahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!

DISCLAIMER: I Lalita Kaur, hereby undertake to disclose to all an sundry messages received that are entertaining and worth sharing.

As I started reading this my thoughts were - I swear I've read this before. Might not have been sent to me by this guy and not in the same words, but hell I've received more than my fair share of these.
My best was a guy who IS a forum member but whom I've never met asking me to do him on credit till the end of that month. His budget is blown cos he's getting married in 2 weeks time.

Wow thanks for sharing lalita. Who knows he does seem like a sweet talker but who am I to judge I mean it does'nt happen often but think of the pretty women scenario. Whicheva way if such a scenario does happen just hope no one ends up hurt and in bad way becos stats are not gud for such scenarios.

@kameshang only a woman who is living in a fantasy world will entertain such a request. Most of the ladies are very smart and they may just play him at his own game.

Oh hell, oot the window goes weeks of homework similar to the above, I had some yachts and ships involved...
Sure I can't get some pics of you???


;-)

He sent me the exact same email... when I told him to get lost and to stop trying to scam ladies... He sent this reply

Hi


Excuse me? Why would u take a look at my email and without digesting what I am asking immediately it is a scam? A scam would be the total opposite if I asked you to support me and you paid me and I did not fulfill me end. Instead of asking me questions that I can respond and provide answers to, you go with the negative approach. Also this is a compliment to you...


I am only contacting you as I have seen your details a few times and now built up the courage to approach you. Why would you not consider something such as this? I am genuine and not wasting your time sweetheart. If for one minute you try this and it does not work out, you do get paid for your time and we split paths, you go your own way and you do not lose out at all. Also at any time you feel it is not working, you call it quits and I respect that.


I do apologize for coming across inappropriately, look at it as a professional relationship that is all.


I await your response.


Regards

 
R

Nadia, Lalita and now also Layla off my free gratis picture list... nice work!
How do you girls expect a normal honest guy to have a wank hmm?

Yah most likely in probably u rite lalita. If their is a wg that does decide to take up this offer hope she remains safe and sane cos my gut too tells me whoeva sent this mail dangerous. Wow layla his really arrogant but if u can laugh it off lifes too short to take things to personally. Heheee chmoks always the funny and huourous one.

Jeeeeez what a loser!

the length that some people will go to !!!!!!!!1