Dear esteemed potential client, an open letter to you:

No massage provider can massage in rounds as far as I know.
We charge by the hour generally speaking.

Speaking of hourly charges;BDSM fetishes and Kink would also be charged in this way.

I beg of you dear potential client to please read our adverts before making that impulse call.
Please, please don't call and just ask, "how much?"
I'm tired of feeling put off the booking before it even had a chance to happen and sick of asking "how much for what?"

Yes I know it's me, I'm the problem. I have respect for my profession and you don't.

I beg you dear potential client to simply treat us service providers like the professionals we should be.

Yours in lust
XOXO
Aunty Sage.

P.S Maybe I should just find husband number 5 and retire into a stack of dishes and laundry.

Now I have an image of banging Sage while she washes dishes stuck in my head! Oh woe is my dirty mind

:) You'll have to put a ring on my finger first Bangbooromeo.

I think that those ladies who list their services on their whatsapp profile or on a auto responder message, save themselves a lot of trouble.

On 2024-07-28 11:29:26 nsence said:
I think that those ladies who list their services on their whatsapp profile or on a auto responder message, save themselves a lot of trouble.

I think you are right.
It seems people can't be bothered to visit websites anymore, even when there is a hyperlink.

Only whatsapp business has the auto respond feature.
You get reported and blocked and loose your history far to easily.

We might be professional but we're not legal and unfortunately there is a lot of spite in this world.

For what it's worth my rates and services are listed on my website.
The link is on my Esa profile.

This is why I love WhatsApp Business with the auto responder. When people respond with" hi, how much for your service.? I promptly delete and block. I have no time for assholes like that.