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Review - Trish - Umhlanga/Gateway Durban
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Posted: 2016-01-23 06:00:20

Name: Trish

City: Durban

Area: Umhlanga/Gateway

Last Visit: January 2016

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I had high expectations due to some of the reviews I've seen. The venue is absolutely great so this also enhances your expectations. Privacy is fairly ok but just be warned that you will be on camera as you leave the elevator. I had to wait a while before anybody opened for me. I suspect that there was another client, I was initially met by another one of the ladies who shares the room. Cloe/Trish eventually walked into the room in her lingerie. She was cute with a lovely slim body. Not as great as the pics but close enough. Her first words were that she doesn't have a cum twice policy. As quite a seasoned punter I realised this was not a good omen. Nevertheless I asked for an hour but to my surprise she insisted on 30mins instead. That's when I realised that this woman is one of those that's gets guys in and out as fast as she can. Why make R500 of one guy in an hour when you can make R800 of two in the same time. Her next words were that she doesn't work hard because she's a 'lazy bitch' which I will refer to her as from hereon. This was a totally mechanical experience, 'lazy bitch'asked me to take off all my clothes and lie on the bed. She asked what I wanted and I requested a GFE which to her meant lie on the bed next to me. So I took the initiative to explore her body but received absolutely nothing in return. She just lay there. It was getting quite frustrating until she decided to give me a covered blow. After about a minute the 'lazy bitch'complained that her mouth was numb. She then proceeded to ride me and enquired whether I had come after a few minutes. Despite the reviews this woman is just about making maximum money with minimum service. It seems that most woman working around the gateway area are scammers regardless of race. Perhaps she has a soft spot for Gundie who gives her great reviews but the rest of us can make better use of our money. Don't be fooled by her telephone manner and her promises of great service on this website.
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Ratings:

Face: 4/5
Body: 4/5
Personality: 3/5
Telephone Manner: 4/5
Venue Cleanliness: 5/5
Personal Cleanliness: 5/5
Privacy: 4/5
Service: 2/5
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Will you return? No
Advertiser looked like the Photos? Yes
Secure Parking? Yes

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havata
havata - Re: Review - Trish - Umhlanga/Gateway Durban
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Posted: 2016-06-24 13:39:01

Stunning physique. Unfortunately the review reveals her to be one of the type that we all come across now and again. If this was my review I would have referred to her as 'frigid'.

In having said all that, one review is not evidence enough... Looking forward to more reviews, if this one hasn't scared everyone away....
Doubleslappedass
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Posted: 2016-07-01 11:07:05

This oke got the wife experience not the girlfriend experience, it's amazing she did not take half your house when you left
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Posted: 2016-07-01 13:31:22

This is Cloe/Miami etc, she had 5 or more profiles running at one time when in Gezina - which is a thing she may do but I dislike for my reasons.
She does have some reviews there Havie, so go read and make up you mind? ;-)
IamaDalek
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Posted: 2016-07-20 01:14:06

She was great the first time I saw her in Linden. The next time in Ferndale she was mechanical and very average. No more GFE. She's on the way out....
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Posted: 2016-09-06 10:20:15

Off my list as well. I'll rather then stick to the Pretoria girls.
At least they still make an effort to make a guy HAPPY.
Ouch, WIFE experience, not what we want at all. Haha!
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Posted: 2016-12-07 11:54:44

Sorry to hear that.
Was looking at going but will avoid now as well.
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Kingsxx - Re: Review - Trish - Sandton/Benmore Johannesburg
Re: Review - Trish - Sandton/Benmore Johannesburg
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Posted: 2017-01-23 07:43:37

Name: Trish


City: Johannesburg

Area: Sandton/Benmore

Last Visit: January 2017

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I met this girl 2015 when she just started. My first experience wasn't good so I gave her a very bad review. Over time I managed to book her on the other profile of hers without knowing that I was booking the same girl. This time she was in a sexy lingerie and I couldn't walk out so I decided to stay. My experience with her this time was massive.she has a very good personality, very clean and beautiful. I do like her a lot because she just a lot of fun. Anyway from my side of view she is the only escort who doesn't do any extras at all and on top of that she doesn't do french kissing. It's so hard for me not to kiss her because she has sexy lips but at the end of the day i have to respect her terms.so When ever we meet we always enjoy each other that's why she is one of my best for now.on top of that she is so playful and cork teaser which I do enjoy most.


I've read a lot of her recent reviews people complaining on her profiles which had made me to review her now. Am not trying to defend her on this but I just want to be honest. I feel safe with her because I know she is so carefull with her health. So i prefer to deal with her safer services than dealing with an escort who does barebloz to every client and at the end of the day there is a possibility of contacting an STD from an escort to the wife which is sad. So I will rather stay safe.

And 2 I know she has a rude side of her that I saw at first when I gave her a very bad review first time I meet her.but i think she just try to defend herself.and remember she is one of the busiest escort on line who is holding a lot of profiles on each escort website that I know with massive pictures.

Lastly just be patient with her at the end of the day u will end up loving her.

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Ratings:

Face: 5/5
Body: 5/5
Personality: 5/5
Telephone Manner: 5/5
Venue Cleanliness: 5/5
Personal Cleanliness: 5/5
Privacy: 5/5
Service: 5/5
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Will you return? Yes
Advertiser looked like the Photos? Yes
Secure Parking? Yes

PS: To easily submit a review like this, go to the Advertiser's page and click "Rate this Advertiser" (if you are a Gold Member) or "Review this Advertiser" (if you are a Free Member)

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