Hi fellow punters and wg's,

Following one of my latest experiences, it got me thinking, there must be some outrageous stories out there, funny, scary or both...

I'll start, during my booking, the lady's boyfriend shows up to her apartment unexpectedly, she absolutely panics when she hears him at the door,I'm told to hide in the bedroom cupboard,what choice do I have, I oblige...

Sitting in the closet,thinking that this might be some scam, rethinking my lifes choices,playing out different scenarios, I don't know whether to laugh or cry.

To make matters worse,I feel the need to have a nervous pee.

I must have been in there for over 30 minutes,I overhear her trying to get rid of him, my nerves are shot at this point.

He eventually leaves, thank goodness, the lady was kind enough to ask if I want to finish the booking or take a full refund.

We laughed as I told her there's no way I would get it up now.

She promised to make it up to me next time.

But yeah, been putting for over 10years now,never thought something like this would ever happen to me, something straight out of a movie!

Share your stories, let's have a good laugh.

Funny enough had something similar happen to me, got a bj and one round in with a lady when the boyfriend showed up.

She sent her friend in for the rest of the session.

Didn't have to hide in the close though.

Oh my where do I even begin? I don't want to offend or kink shame

R Kelly...

On 2025-03-15 14:52:35 Dirty Dianna said:
Oh my where do I even begin? I don't want to offend or kink shame

Go for it, it's anonymous.

Glad you came outta there okay riddik..could have been worse. I'll just freak the fuck out if that happens to me

That is a like a last boy scout scenario. Crazy man. Glad you came out of the closet in one piece

You almost expect the pizza delivery guy and milk man to arrive half way through.

@Riddik, You're lucky to be alive. That could have turned very bad.

On 2025-03-15 13:50:20 Riddik said:
Hi fellow punters and wg's,

Following one of my latest experiences, it got me thinking, there must be some outrageous stories out there, funny, scary or both...

I'll start, during my booking, the lady's boyfriend shows up to her apartment unexpectedly, she absolutely panics when she hears him at the door,I'm told to hide in the bedroom cupboard,what choice do I have, I oblige...

Sitting in the closet,thinking that this might be some scam, rethinking my lifes choices,playing out different scenarios, I don't know whether to laugh or cry.

To make matters worse,I feel the need to have a nervous pee.

I must have been in there for over 30 minutes,I overhear her trying to get rid of him, my nerves are shot at this point.

He eventually leaves, thank goodness, the lady was kind enough to ask if I want to finish the booking or take a full refund.

We laughed as I told her there's no way I would get it up now.

She promised to make it up to me next time.

But yeah, been putting for over 10years now,never thought something like this would ever happen to me, something straight out of a movie!

Share your stories, let's have a good laugh.

Lmao I also hid in a cupboard before when the gf came home unexpectedly on an outcall. Guy shoved me into the spare bedroom cupboard so fast. I got taken out with the trash while she was taking a shower. My gosh what an experience