Having been born in the 60's I was taught that moisturizer was for girls. Now in my fifties I realise it was for everyone, and now I look like a toppie. But to smear that cream all over me is a mission. There must be an additional income opportunity here. Someone offering a once a week moisturizer rub in. It has to be VERY affordable to make it viable. Then it gets charged in sectors. Rub in (not massage) R 100, then if you feel the need, ramp up extras from there. Hj, BJ, what ever.

In a similar situation as you, but think most ladies would do this for you if you provide the mosturizer.

But you might as well go for the full service on offer as it will take up similar time and there basic rate is time dependent.

As a fellow product of the sixties I do have to admit that it took a long time to get over the whole stereotypical "what a male should be and behave like" line of thought.

But to the topic at hand, moisturising.

After years of watching Mrs Le Roux rubbing in all manner of lotions potions creams and products after a bath or shower, I grabbed a pot of something that didn't smell of flowers and gave it a go. Chaps it's quite nice and especially so in the Highveld winter where lips chap and skin itches from dryness.

On occasion I can get Mrs Le Roux to do the rubbing in, it's just part of the daily hygiene ritual now and she prefers my skin soft and fragrant. But it remains something of a chore for me alone.

When punting I typically enjoy a shower before things kick off and a lot of ladies are more than happy to assist in this endeavour. I have yet to find a lady that would refuse to assist with a bit of moisturising. Typically this is met with an amused smile, good natured shock or "wow that's cool, you moisturise all over!"

So, when out and about in the punting world just ask the lady of your desires. I have yet to have received a refusal.

Ladies, over to you, would you include a little rub down with something from the body shop without adding to the hourly rate? After all it makes the whole experience more pleasant for both.

Oh, for those chaps out there that have a negative opinion of my post cleansing rituals; I can still drink two bottles of Klippies and coke without falling over, hit a 4cm grouping at the range, fix my own bakkie, and perform the usual household DIY tasks. Last week I had the unfortunate, but ultimately successful experience of placing a guy in a choke hold, bringing him to the ground and explaining why smacking his wife is not the best way to obtain the behaviour he desires. He did have a bit of a scratchy beard that irritated the inside of my elbows though. Moisturise, you'll be fine, your balls won't shrink, and ladies approve of it which is never a bad thing right?

Ya I get you Yewrev,it's interesting to note though that when we talk about a service that barely touches on the escort business, then it becomes a time based discussion, but when we talk " extras" then it switches to activity based.

@crave

Maybe I have just been lucky but have never been with an activity based SP. have always been quote a flat rate for time and prefer it that way.

Lol @ leroux's post. I am with you. Moisturising is necessary (as I have discovered) but my post is more aimed at outsourcing the dreary task of doing it myself (I end up not doing it). I am basically saying that if a girl offered it at the right price, then it becomes a weekly appointment (as opposed to an add on during a full blown punt)

Moisturize once a week ??

@ Kingsmead. Well I don't moisturize at all, so once a week would be a massive improvement.

The subject line of this post reads "non metrosexuals"

This post reminds of a few regular clients I used to have years ago, who would come to the appointment with hair removal cream in hand for full body hair removal - the time it took to remove all body hair was included in the 1hr appointment and I did not charge any additional fees.

I think most ladies will not have an issue applying your moisturizing cream for you during the regular booked appointment time.

The idea of you booking an appointment for application of the cream at a reduced rate and with possible addon services should you get the urge during cream application, is unfortunately not practical from a lady's perspective. Reason being, she works on time-slots, so lets say you book eg 15 mins @R100, chances are that either she already has another appointment scheduled for shortly after your appointment or because she does not know upfront if you would want to extend the booked time to partake in addon services, it messes with her schedule as she is then unable to schedule a definite appointment with another client shortly after your appointment, as she does not know for how long you may end up staying.

The only way the moisturizing appointment will work, is if you do not partake in addon services, meaning you pay her R100 for eg 15mins, she applies the cream and you then leave. Then it will be worthwhile for a lady to offer that as a service as it does not mess with her schedule.

The best time to moisturise the skin is after a bath or shower. The skin is supple and absorbs the product better.

I would recommend a weekly pamper, relaxation and rejuvenating session. That includes the moisturising after the shower at no additional cost.

A stand alone moisturising session what time frame?

Do you provide your own lotion or use what the lady has on offer?

Do you expect the lady to be dressed sexy or nude?

None of the spas and beauty salons that I know of offer stand alone services as low as R100.

I would offer the service as part of my session at no additional cost. However cannot offer to rub a naked person's body for R100.