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Head ripped off!
Posted: 2017-06-12 15:52:33
Hi fellow punters and beautiful ladies.
So on Saturday night I attended a bachelor party and as is the norm ended up at some dodgy joint having a few lap dances and private shows.
Soon, I ended up being entertained by a young lady in the private area and as is the norm ended up with my dick in her hand.
What happened next is the stuff that nightmares are made of. She was clearly, very inexperienced and new to the stripping game.
She proceeded to yank at my penis like the pull start of a industrial lawn mower. Despite writhing in pain and begging for her to stop the physical abuse carried on.
After a few minutes I could take the pain no more and instructed her to stop. At first she was confused and then walked out as if I had committed a terrible sin by cutting the dance short.
Later in the evening when I went for a pee I noticed that I had blood on my penis. On closer inspection I saw a small cut right below the head. After a quick visit to my GP he told me to take it easy for about ten days and that "violent" sex (his words) often results in cuts on the male penis. Yet another reason why I prefer sensual massages with a happy ending.....
Has anyone else experienced this before? Is it as "normal" as he made out?
P.S. all clear for bugs.
So on Saturday night I attended a bachelor party and as is the norm ended up at some dodgy joint having a few lap dances and private shows.
Soon, I ended up being entertained by a young lady in the private area and as is the norm ended up with my dick in her hand.
What happened next is the stuff that nightmares are made of. She was clearly, very inexperienced and new to the stripping game.
She proceeded to yank at my penis like the pull start of a industrial lawn mower. Despite writhing in pain and begging for her to stop the physical abuse carried on.
After a few minutes I could take the pain no more and instructed her to stop. At first she was confused and then walked out as if I had committed a terrible sin by cutting the dance short.
Later in the evening when I went for a pee I noticed that I had blood on my penis. On closer inspection I saw a small cut right below the head. After a quick visit to my GP he told me to take it easy for about ten days and that "violent" sex (his words) often results in cuts on the male penis. Yet another reason why I prefer sensual massages with a happy ending.....
Has anyone else experienced this before? Is it as "normal" as he made out?
P.S. all clear for bugs.
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Re: Head ripped off!
Posted: 2017-06-12 16:18:21
Well you got a stripper to wank you...see the up side boetie
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Re: Head ripped off!
Posted: 2017-06-12 17:36:37
As is the norm, I haven't experienced anything like that.
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Re: Head ripped off!
Posted: 2017-06-12 18:59:10
eye see you - check for those bugs again in 3 months time.
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Re: Head ripped off!
Posted: 2017-06-12 19:03:51
Had some bad massages like that as well. Some girls just dont know how to treat the dude.... Or my dude is way more sensitive than their regular dudes.
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Re: Head ripped off!
Posted: 2017-06-12 21:31:57
Hahahahahaha hahahahahaha
On 2017-06-12 16:18:21 Shakira said:
Well you got a stripper to wank you...see the up side boetie
Hahahahahaha hahahahahaha
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Re: Head ripped off!
Posted: 2017-06-12 21:34:48
Maybe she wanted to make sure you were not "up" for anything else afterwards...?
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Re: Head ripped off!
Posted: 2017-06-12 22:21:04
On the other hand, Darren...
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Re: Head ripped off!
Posted: 2017-06-13 00:23:06
Nothing serious to be concerned about unless her hands are filthy ..
Remember, with an election your skin is already stretched to almost max ... a bit of ruff tug on your dick without sufficient lube would result in minor abrasions . Continue this and you would end up with more cuts ..
To avoid this make sure she lubes you before any violent yanking whilst wanking . Or slides a condom on .
Just lay off any mild abuse whilst it heals .
And don't venture unprotected
Remember, with an election your skin is already stretched to almost max ... a bit of ruff tug on your dick without sufficient lube would result in minor abrasions . Continue this and you would end up with more cuts ..
To avoid this make sure she lubes you before any violent yanking whilst wanking . Or slides a condom on .
Just lay off any mild abuse whilst it heals .
And don't venture unprotected
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Re: Head ripped off!
Posted: 2017-06-13 08:52:26
@eye at least you can call that a rip roaring session !!
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