A husband was walking behind his wife and says " your butt is getting so big it's starting to look like an old washing machine "

The wife keeps quiet and keeps walking.

Later that evening the husband starts getting amorous.

The wife looks at the husband and says " I'm not starting the old washing machine for such a tiny load - best you do it by hand "

Lol... happy Tuesday syren

A college math professor and his wife are both 60 years old. One evening the wife comes home and finds a note from her husband. It says: "My dear, now that you are 60 years old, there are some things you no longer do for me. I am at the Holiday Inn with my 20-year-old student. Don't bother waiting up for me." He returns home late that night to find a note from his wife: "You, my dear, are also 60 years old and there are also things I need that you're not giving me. So, I am at the Motel 6 with one of your 20-year-old students. Being a math professor, I'm sure you know that 20 goes into 60 way more than 60 goes into 20. So, don't YOU wait up for ME."

After much suspicion of infidelity, a husband decides to investigate his wife's bedside cabinet. After breaking the lock and opening the draw he finds nothing but 3 golf balls and 30 grand in cash. Baffled by this discovery, he confronts his wife.

His wife breaks down and explains.
"Yes I have cheated, and each time I cheated I felt so guilty, I placed a golf ball in the drawer as a reminder never to cheat again!"

The husband is shocked and distraught, but thinks..well 3 times in 30 years...I can live with that.
"But what about the 30 grand?"
"Well each time I got 10 golf balls I sold them for 50 bucks"

Oh my soul!! Thank you Gentlemen- those certainly made my day!

@in69. - you have a tremendous Tuesday too dear sir...xxx

Lol so funny

Happy Tuesday to every one

Xx

'Mother Superior, Mother Superior, I've been raped!'

Go to the kitchen, sister and get a lemon and cut it in half and eat one half and then the other'

'Will it help?'

'No, my child, it will not save you from eternal damnation, it will not stop you from becoming pregnant but it will certainly wipe that smug smile off your face'

Ah wow, i never have that much time to have a proper look at all post on this site.

After reading this, I believe that I will most definitely have to make more time.

Thank you Shella for the posting something fun

Thanks hazel but today joke was from syren

But it was a good joke


Ps shella from the doll house

On 2017-08-29 08:23:29 Syren @ The Doll House said:

The wife looks at the husband and says " I'm not starting the old washing machine for such a tiny load - best you do it by hand "

Hahahahaha, you cracked me Syren.