Got this from Shakira yesterday... It was posted on her Instagram... it made me laugh...

"I was brushing my teeth this morning and realized how difficult sucking dick must be for yell ladies. My toothbrush went 2 inches in my mouth and I gagged so hard that I almost lost my life! I threw my toothbrush across the bathroom counter in anger. I'm lucky to be here right now. Yall almost lost a real nigga this morning. I kind of feel bad because I'm a bully and so forceful. Almost mean. Forcing ya head down, hunching ya face nshit, not really concerned if you have enough oxygen nshit. I don't feel bad enough to stop doing it but I guess I could slow down a little. What I'm trying to say ladies is thank you for your service. Just proves that all heroes don't wear capes"

Shakira ! Damn I miss that girl !!....please return soon!

The 2 of us are going out tonight and paint Randburg red!!! I'll tell her you miss her... smiles

@ Weasel
Shakira surely was a bit wild and controversial at times but I too enjoyed her posts.

@ Beautiful Paige, have fun tonight but do not overdo it we still need you on the forum ;-)

Boobs... I promise I'll "try" to behave... I have a reputation you know. Good girl or bad girl?...LOL... Hehehehehe... not sure if it's good or bad but then again... aren't I always in the shit?

@ Paige
Maybe with some but not with others ;-)
Just report back tomorrow so that those who appreciate you (and Shaks) are at peace that you have survived the night.

LOL... your so funny.

Yusses Paigie... Randburg is in Kuk tonight. With you and Shak out on the streets I better stay home.. It could be dangerous out that area tonight ... Hahahahahaaaaaa..

Hehehehehe... now I'm rolling on the ground laughing my ass of... this is so funny... thank you for always making me smile...

Here goes the first pop... smiles