Well, it's my bud's birthday, and when he woke up his geyser burst, then he slipped on the wet tiles. Quite a kak start to his bday, so I thought I would spoil him with a pub lunch and maybe a lapdance (not from me though).

So as I go and collect him, his neighbour's alsation decides to break out and storm him. Long story short, he got bitten on his shaft, and now we are waiting for the dr at the ER.

Must say the male staff are the most sympathetic. ...

What a kak way to celebrate your birthday

Jeepers!! That poor man is going to need some extra special TLC after this birthday! Wishing him ( and his shaft) a speedy recovery... although the mental trauma is probably worse than the physical!

Dude, give your friend a rain check until all is well (and operational) again.

Ouch! And I thought my day was rough!
Do you have space for more friends?

On 2017-09-28 13:31:38 MrShyGuyV2 said:
Dude, give your friend a rain check until all is well (and operational) again.

Ouch! And I thought my day was rough!
Do you have space for more friends?

Haha. Applications open...

My bud is now nursing his wounded pride in having his willy torn with a chivas. In his words, "Wat regtig kak is, is dat ek nie eers kan spyker vir 6 fokken weke nie! Ek moes Hitler gewees het in my vorige lewe vir sulke kak karma!"

He needs more than a Bells.