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Application to the SSS
Posted: 2017-10-25 08:01:46
In anticipation I met up with two SSS members last eve.
As I awaited with the gift of Dea Latis in hand, questions kept running through my head. How do I join this club? Do I receive discounts? What is the joining fee and annual costs to be involved in such a prestigious club?
Finally the new SP of HoE pitched up. Discussions about the state of the industry followed with a grueling interview process followed.
Then the man who cannot seem to learn sat down as well. Second stages in the interview. Wow I must be doing well.
So are you guys willing to accept me? When will I be getting my badge? What is the secret handshake?
We don't have the membership forms. Fuck. Who has them? Boobs does.
Boobs, will you be as kind as to email me the membership forms?
Regards
Z
As I awaited with the gift of Dea Latis in hand, questions kept running through my head. How do I join this club? Do I receive discounts? What is the joining fee and annual costs to be involved in such a prestigious club?
Finally the new SP of HoE pitched up. Discussions about the state of the industry followed with a grueling interview process followed.
Then the man who cannot seem to learn sat down as well. Second stages in the interview. Wow I must be doing well.
So are you guys willing to accept me? When will I be getting my badge? What is the secret handshake?
We don't have the membership forms. Fuck. Who has them? Boobs does.
Boobs, will you be as kind as to email me the membership forms?
Regards
Z
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Re: Application to the SSS
Posted: 2017-10-25 08:09:58
Don't forget your public confession of being a secret shaker, that is the ultimate criteria ;-)
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Re: Application to the SSS
Posted: 2017-10-25 08:12:49
Lmao!
Was great meeting you Zwan!
Apologies for being a few minutes late. My duties as a SP kept me busy at HOE later than I thought.
LOL
BOOBS -- Zwan will be a valuable addition to the SSS. Trust me.
Was great meeting you Zwan!
Apologies for being a few minutes late. My duties as a SP kept me busy at HOE later than I thought.
LOL
BOOBS -- Zwan will be a valuable addition to the SSS. Trust me.
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Re: Application to the SSS
Posted: 2017-10-25 08:15:04
Edited: 2017-10-25 08:15:37
Edited: 2017-10-25 08:15:37
Yes as any human being I do the 5 knuckle shuffle. Probably more then I should.
"My first time I jacked off, I thought I'd invented it. I looked down at my sloppy handful of junk and thought, This is going to make me rich."
Chuck Palahniuk, Choke
"My first time I jacked off, I thought I'd invented it. I looked down at my sloppy handful of junk and thought, This is going to make me rich."
Chuck Palahniuk, Choke
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Re: Application to the SSS
Posted: 2017-10-25 08:59:49
I think I should be the secretary got the SSS
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Re: Application to the SSS
Posted: 2017-10-25 09:00:44
FOR the SSS.
typo
typo
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Re: Application to the SSS
Posted: 2017-10-25 11:41:32
Zwan...good luck sir... you're going to have your hands full permanently after reading the manual!
Syren...xxx
Syren...xxx
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Re: Application to the SSS
Posted: 2017-10-25 11:49:00
Just need to wank on a biscuit and you should be in... keep soldiering buddy
I thought he was gonna have his hands full permanently with grey knights cock, but book , cock same thing..
On 2017-10-25 11:41:32 The Doll House said:
you're going to have your hands full permanently after reading the manual!
I thought he was gonna have his hands full permanently with grey knights cock, but book , cock same thing..
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Re: Application to the SSS
Posted: 2017-10-25 12:20:18
Hahaha... I forgot GK is now working....
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Re: Application to the SSS
Posted: 2017-10-25 12:32:11
My friend, I am sorry to shatter your fantasies about us SSS guys getting all down and busy with each other.
But we actually only get physical with the ladies.
LOL
On 2017-10-25 11:49:00 Doubleslappedass said:
I thought he was gonna have his hands full permanently with grey knights cock, but book , cock same thing..
My friend, I am sorry to shatter your fantasies about us SSS guys getting all down and busy with each other.
But we actually only get physical with the ladies.
LOL
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