Ladies, all the Ladies, please define what one should reasonably expect from the GFE / Girl Friend Experience?

Gents if you have ever recieved this widely promised but often elusive experience, please do tell us about it?

It's generally a simulation of the intimate activities you would have with your girlfriend.
Kiss,fore play, sex/love making. After play, chat, kiss...

Definitely kissing, although not all girls that advertised gfe wanted to kiss. The ones that did made it worthwhile. Now I ask specifically when I phone if both parties are happy with hygiene if it is allowed.
I also enjoy getting a massage/back rub and giving her one as well. Exploring each other's bodies. If I wanted a quick 3 stroke bj and a shag I might as well have jerked off to some premo porn.

Go put the drum out. Did you unpack the dishwasher. Remember to fill the pool. Pay the gardener. I have to sleep now, give me some space. Put off the TV. Check that book with love positions next to your bed. The one you used tonight did nothing for me.

On 2017-11-01 19:53:28 I never learn said:
Go put the drum out. Did you unpack the dishwasher. Remember to fill the pool. Pay the gardener. I have to sleep now, give me some space. Put off the TV. Check that book with love positions next to your bed. The one you used tonight did nothing for me.

Bwahahaha

@INL: LOL! If that was the gfe, what was the wfe like?!

Oh ok that explains why I get the,"dont even think of touching me before you get out of the shower.' And 'lets empty your wallet befor you leave' lol ;-)

Actually, with gfe, its empty your wallet when you walk through the door... ;-)

Wife is worse, she takes the wallet...

on other news my clients,they give me the best bf exp..mostly because they bring me food n thry really funny...