Good morning ladies and gentlemen.

New member here. Excited to be a part of the family.

Now seeing as I have never been with a wg and I might get te opportunity later this month, please give me some pointers, pitfalls, do's and donts.

Should I go for it?

Massage parlour first, to feel out the waters?

Thanks

No words of advice for a newb like me??

Stay in school, don't do drugs and save your pocket money!

Here you will learn fokal, it is fucking addictive and your money flows out of your pockets speedily

Lol. Thanks daporra. Sound advice.

Finished school, got the degree. Never did drugs. Saved at every opportunity.

And somewhere along the line picked up a wife who refuses to suck dick.

Witch lead me to this page. But an awesome reply none the less.

Since u got a wife
Don't get caught

On 2017-12-06 09:35:02 craigturner1 said:
Excited to be a part of the family.

Mistake #1 is thinking this is a family.

Just a bunch of SPs making a living and looking out for themselves, and a bunch of guys like you and me looking to pay for pomp.

(I've been punting since 1983 btw, married since '82.)

If, and I really hope you're not that stupid, what with the degree and all, craigturner is your actual name, I think you need to rethink that.

Can't remember who the gent was... but in a previous thread like this his advice to a newbie was...

"Get out while you still can"... lol

On 2017-12-07 09:35:36 Ms Paige said:
Can't remember who the gent was... but in a previous thread like this his advice to a newbie was...

"Get out while you still can"... lol

Thats very good advice miss Paige !

Hi craigturner. Welcome to our purple page and please dont think of the guys with the negative responses as dickheads yet, maybe its their way of welcoming newcomers but i'm sure in future you'll have plenty of fun conversations with the guys and even get to meet a few.
Best advice from punter side i ever heard is to get a naughty phone. This phone you will use to contact girls etc and some do text back so please dont take this phone home to you.
Advice from my side... If you're always neat and clean and have respect for the girl then i'm sure you'll enjoy your bookings. You will obviously at times feel you've wasted your money on the booking but just move on until you find a few ladies you are satisfied with. Every girl differs from the next, we all have different personalities and our services are never the same.
Hope your first visit will be a good experience