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The husband joke
Posted: 2021-10-06 14:30:17
The husband comes home and worried because he has a scratch on his chest caused by a fingernail from his mistress, opens the door seeing the cat asleep on the couch, gives him a tremendous kick. The cat "screams" a loud meow and runs out the door. The wife comes in the living room and asks what happened and he angrily replied :
"This cat seems crazy, I was walking on and just like that, he jumped on me and scratched me in the chest"
"Look at that hell of a scratch!"
The woman replied :
You did very well, today this fucker has bitten my ass and gave me a hell of a hickey on my neck.....
"This cat seems crazy, I was walking on and just like that, he jumped on me and scratched me in the chest"
"Look at that hell of a scratch!"
The woman replied :
You did very well, today this fucker has bitten my ass and gave me a hell of a hickey on my neck.....
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Re: The husband joke
Posted: 2021-10-06 15:54:49
Hahaha
Two can play this game ha
Two can play this game ha
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Re: The husband joke
Posted: 2021-10-06 16:04:03
Lmao brilliant
On 2021-10-06 14:30:17 Sweet Candy said:
The husband comes home and worried because he has a scratch on his chest caused by a fingernail from his mistress, opens the door seeing the cat asleep on the couch, gives him a tremendous kick. The cat "screams" a loud meow and runs out the door. The wife comes in the living room and asks what happened and he angrily replied :
"This cat seems crazy, I was walking on and just like that, he jumped on me and scratched me in the chest"
"Look at that hell of a scratch!"
The woman replied :
You did very well, today this fucker has bitten my ass and gave me a hell of a hickey on my neck.....
Lmao brilliant
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Re: The husband joke
Posted: 2021-10-06 16:36:48
Let that be a lesson to him .. lol
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Re: The husband joke
Posted: 2021-10-06 20:37:56
Hahaha
Good one
Good one
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Re: The husband joke
Posted: 2021-10-06 20:58:03
I visited my friend all beaten up in Hospital, I asked, what the heaven happened to you?
He, remember last night, the pretty sexy tall brunette, I chatted with? Well, I went home with her, we were both so turned on, didn't even make it to the bedroom. Took her on the dining room table. When all of a sudden we heard a car in the driveway. She said, quickly take the back door! I know I should have ducked, but an offer like that, comes only once in a lifetime!
He, remember last night, the pretty sexy tall brunette, I chatted with? Well, I went home with her, we were both so turned on, didn't even make it to the bedroom. Took her on the dining room table. When all of a sudden we heard a car in the driveway. She said, quickly take the back door! I know I should have ducked, but an offer like that, comes only once in a lifetime!
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