I am looking for a white girl having either a nose-ring or cheap-looking tattoos on her body to tell me which planets are making me sad while she smothers me until she cums.(saying planet Earth immediately disqualifies you as an option).

Must play "this is the dawning of the Age of Aquarius" on loop in the background(non-negotiable).

Budget-R989 max

Area-West Rand or North Jhb area,will consider Centurion and Midrand if you reduce your price by R100 to cover my travel cost.

Available times: Weekdays between 9am and 5pm.

Body type and age:Does not apply,I do not have any standards,bad teeth a bonus.But breath must be minty fresh.

If you smoke while smothering me,I will bring a pack of your brand ciggies as a symbol of saying thank you.

When I do not cum within the 1 hour slot,I will demand an immediate refund.

If I do,you will receive an additional tip equal to the fee agreed upon.

I am 38 years old,7kg past my ideal weight for my height and age,Sri Lankan professional working in corporate in Modderfontein.

(This is the right amount of specific that must garner response,both negative and positive,in order to secure services within the requested parameters).

Wow.

Just.... wow

Pretty specific indeed.

Good luck with the search.

JP69

If the lady says in Cowgirl position while looking in my eyes
"I have 99 questions and all of them are what the actual fuck" and imitate vomiting reaction then I know truly that I will cum.
Thank you.

dream on.

I know I am not a good person,but I did not deserve that response.
Just put your shirt back on,Magic Mike.

Nice choice of music/song for the session.