Name: Guess

City: Johannesburg

Area: Sandton/Gallo Manor

Last Visit: June 2023

Full Profile: [View Guess's Full Profile]

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I saw a new Thai profile pop up in Gallo Manor. Quite excited to possibly find another Annie so I started the enquiry. Communication on WhatsApp was great. She was attentive and responsive. Answered all my questions and in a timely manner.
Asked if she was new? Yes
Asks if she really enjoys what she does? Yes
Asked if she kisses? Yes
Asked if she gives blowjobs? Yes
Asked if she allows DATY? Yes

I was caught out. Didn't realize this was the same girl Pepster1 mentioned in another review that changed her name probably due to bad service and reviews:
www.esa.co.za/forum/thread.php

Was greeted at the door by Guess and she did look like the pics kinda in a cream dress and older than stated, not very appealing but okay. Get to the room. Go into the room and go in for a hug which normally what happens with these girls to ease into the session and make it less transactional but she kinda pulled away very undercover. She asked how long so told her an hour and paid. Managed to touch her hand and noticed it very rough and dry which is unusual for the Thai girls who generally have the softest smoothest skin.

She came back after about 5 minutes with a little red dress and matching lipstick on and was looking hot as hell. Still thinking there'll be some pleasantries but she just put the cover over the bed and kinda stood there looking at me, no assisting with clothes or gesturing to the bed or anything. Tried to hold her and kiss her but she pulled away (I did brush and use mouthwash before leaving about 15 minutes earlier). Took of my clothes and then she started doing the same. This is when I noticed she had a very manly or stocky figure as Pepster1 said. The boobs also looked very unnatural and tiny male nipples to be very frank.

She already closed the curtains and put the lights off except for a little blue light but she was trying very hard to block her coochie the entire session, like literally put her hands there at every point I tried to look down and even when I tried to go down on her so that didn't happen even though she agreed on it in WhatsApp.

I'm sure by now you guys figured she's a post-op. Strange thing she also spoke in 2 totally different voices at different points, sometimes like a real lady and other times I thought there was another guy in the room.

The session was like pulling teeth. Got on the bed and she wants to know how many rounds so I say it's an hour so let's try for 2. She doesn't really start anything so I try to hold, caress, kiss, rub her etc and kissing and touching the coochie was resisted so told her to lick me. She put the condom on and proceeded to give a fairly average BJ few a few seconds and then asked if I want to come on top. I told her to get in top. She rode me for a few more seconds and then said I must come on top and I wanted missionary but she went straight into doggy. Figured I wasn't gonna get much more service by this point so may as well bang til I come so we or rather I was done in 15 minutes so 45 minutes to spare. She got up, wrapped herself in the towel, said she'd be back and left for a few minutes.

She came back, me still laying in the bed after cleaning up and she sat down beside me with her towel still on covering everything looking at me and immediately boringly and starts trying to wank me off. Like so nothing sexy so I'm not gonna get hard or get off on that. Then she asks if I want to shower and says she doesn't think I'll be able to have a second round but we weren't even 30 minutes in. After a few minutes I told her to suck me so she grabbed a condom and did so until I was hard. Then immediately tried to get in top but stil no kissing and blocking the coochie so I went soft soon after entering her and there she is moaning away like I'm fucking the shit out of her with my dick as soft as a marshmallow and even when it came out, she's still moaning away so I'm guessing the first round was fake too, and most likely since she's post op.

By now I probably barely made it 40 minutes into the session and she asked if I want to shower so I figured no use wasting more time and showered and left.

So overall great communication and lots of promises before the booking but the the person and the service is far below basic expectations, very unresponsive cold boring service and rather save your money and wank off.


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Ratings:

Face: 3/5
Body: 3/5
Personality: 2/5
Telephone Manner: 5/5
Venue Cleanliness: 4/5
Personal Cleanliness: 3/5
Privacy: 4/5
Service: 2/5
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Will you return? No
Advertiser looked like the Photos? Yes
Secure Parking? Yes

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Sorry about the experience you had, but very grateful for your review.

Thanks for the review, unfortunate that once in a while you get one like this.

My word. What a waste of time and money! Sorry N4P.

Sorry Bro...bad run.