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Free dick rating on any combo purchase:)
Posted: 2023-10-31 10:06:54
Buy any of my content combo's and get a free dick rating.
I do an indepth honest review of your man parts. You will be rated on the following:
Grooming
Shape
Girth
Length
Angle
Lighting
I will also tell you what I would do with it. If you've ever wondered what girls think of your penis, you can now find out.
Honest reviews only, not for sensitive gents.
I do an indepth honest review of your man parts. You will be rated on the following:
Grooming
Shape
Girth
Length
Angle
Lighting
I will also tell you what I would do with it. If you've ever wondered what girls think of your penis, you can now find out.
Honest reviews only, not for sensitive gents.
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Re: Free dick rating on any combo purchase:)
Posted: 2023-10-31 10:11:08
Interesting
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Re: Free dick rating on any combo purchase:)
Posted: 2023-10-31 11:19:13
Negative ratings also available, I'm on holiday boys, lots of time to look at your silly little willy.
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Re: Free dick rating on any combo purchase:)
Posted: 2023-10-31 11:36:06
Indeed. Dick rating is a very saught after service on another huge social platform I will not name.
Here's an example of one I did this morning.
Welcome to my Dick rating Let me see what we have here.
Grooming: I like that you are neatly trimmed and not cleanly shaven. A little public hair is masculine.
Shape: Personally I enjoy a slight curve in the shaft as it stimulates the G spot better.
Girth: You have a solid thickness that will fill me up beautifully. Yum.
Length: I don't enjoy overly large dicks, and you can't really ride a tiny one, I think yours is perfect.
Angle: You did great with the video and I saw you have foreskin, super sexy.
Lighting: Perfect, I love how you caught a little shine that emphasizes that mushroom head of yours.
What I would do with it?
I have seen many a dick in my time but yours is beautiful. It got me a little wet and now I need to masturbate looking at it
Rating out of 10
I will give you a wonderful 9 out of 10. For now, I'll have to be excused to help myself.
On 2023-10-31 10:11:08 Mikeman said:
Interesting
Indeed. Dick rating is a very saught after service on another huge social platform I will not name.
Here's an example of one I did this morning.
Welcome to my Dick rating Let me see what we have here.
Grooming: I like that you are neatly trimmed and not cleanly shaven. A little public hair is masculine.
Shape: Personally I enjoy a slight curve in the shaft as it stimulates the G spot better.
Girth: You have a solid thickness that will fill me up beautifully. Yum.
Length: I don't enjoy overly large dicks, and you can't really ride a tiny one, I think yours is perfect.
Angle: You did great with the video and I saw you have foreskin, super sexy.
Lighting: Perfect, I love how you caught a little shine that emphasizes that mushroom head of yours.
What I would do with it?
I have seen many a dick in my time but yours is beautiful. It got me a little wet and now I need to masturbate looking at it
Rating out of 10
I will give you a wonderful 9 out of 10. For now, I'll have to be excused to help myself.
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