Some chatter around phone calls gave me a funny flashback of my first phone call to a WG.

I was nervous as fuck, and the girl was breaking down her rates and services to me. Her English wasn't very good, (awesome girl though!), and she got to the point where she told me her "no's": one of those was "no Greek".

I legit thought to myself, "wow that's a very specific type of bigotry, but all good! At least I'm not Greek!"

Lol.... That's so funny... So when I started out in this industry my first ever interview with an escort club madam, in my damm stupidity I asked her" so what qualifications do I need to work here? WTF! LOL... She looked at me and said " if you can fuck, you can work here." My reply:...is it all? Omg... I can. 20 years and 6 months later I still have the same job. Lmao!

On 2021-05-20 22:16:06 Liza said:
Lol.... That's so funny... So when I started out in this industry my first ever interview with an escort club madam, in my damm stupidity I asked her" so what qualifications do I need to work here? WTF! LOL... She looked at me and said " if you can fuck, you can work here." My reply:...is it all? Omg... I can. 20 years and 6 months later I still have the same job. Lmao!

LOL!!! We start out so innocent!!! Being good with people in general does go a long way though with SPs...that's a legit "skill" in a sense, but it's probably one of those things you're just born with. Fortunately this girl I was talking about was VERY good with me, I had a really lucky first punt. If that one was bad, I doubt I'd be a punter now.

My first call to a SP currently advertising, and who I have seen a couple of times now. Asked whats your race, I thought she said whats your age?

Quite taken aback I thought maybe she has an age thing.
So thought do I tell the truth or lie or what.

So I told the truth and told her my age and she said "thats really nice but whats your race?"

Then I understood what she asked, we still laugh about it now

Jake XXX

On 2021-05-20 22:29:36 Jakeburns78 said:
My first call to a SP currently advertising, and who I have seen a couple of times now. Asked whats your race, I thought she said whats your age?

Quite taken aback I thought maybe she has an age thing.
So thought do I tell the truth or lie or what.

So I told the truth and told her my age and she said "thats really nice but whats your race?"

Then I understood what she asked, we still laugh about it now

Jake XXX

Oh man, lucky you to have your first girl still around. Any hiccups during the booking? I'd love an "old times sake" shag with the girl I spoke about.

Was to an awesome lady who used to work at Jackie's Place.
I Probably sounded like a doos on the phone as I could barely string a sentence together, I just wanted to get off the phone.
Anyway I arrived, nervous as hell and she could tell. But she was amazing... calming me down, making me feel so at ease and getting me hooked.

I think I also wouldn't have done it again if it was bad.

On 2021-05-20 22:16:06 Liza said:
Lol.... ..... " if you can fuck, you can work here." My reply:...is it all? Omg... I can. 20 years and 6 months later I still have the same job. Lmao!

So there we have 20.5yrs as proof of what we all say in our reviews...you CAN fuck :)))

More on topic - I don't think it's only a lady's fkng ability that is key. I think it's your people skills and personality that make the difference.

In all the truly great ladies there is an intricate mix of steel and velvet

On 2021-05-20 22:16:06 Liza said:
Lol.... That's so funny... So when I started out in this industry my first ever interview with an escort club madam, in my damm stupidity I asked her" so what qualifications do I need to work here? WTF! LOL... She looked at me and said " if you can fuck, you can work here." My reply:...is it all? Omg... I can. 20 years and 6 months later I still have the same job. Lmao!

Haha!...you will qualify for my position anytime Liza.

On 2021-05-21 07:45:05 Cunilinkiss said:
On 2021-05-20 22:16:06 Liza said: Lol.... ..... " if you can fuck, you can work here." My reply:...is it all? Omg... I can. 20 years and 6 months later I still have the same job. Lmao!

So there we have 20.5yrs as proof of what we all say in our reviews...you CAN fuck :)))

More on topic - I don't think it's only a lady's fkng ability that is key. I think it's your people skills and personality that make the difference.

In all the truly great ladies there is an intricate mix of steel and velvet

They say it's like riding a bicycle. Once you know how to, you will always know.. lol..

So true. We are made of steel and velvet.

On 2021-05-21 07:48:43 Mr Naai-do said:
On 2021-05-20 22:16:06 Liza said: Lol.... That's so funny... So when I started out in this industry my first ever interview with an escort club madam, in my damm stupidity I asked her" so what qualifications do I need to work here? WTF! LOL... She looked at me and said " if you can fuck, you can work here." My reply:...is it all? Omg... I can. 20 years and 6 months later I still have the same job. Lmao!

Haha!...you will qualify for my position anytime Liza.

Lol.. then I will be called "Mrs Naai-Do"...