***THE RICHEST TOWN IN SOUTH AFRICA***

KATHU. I have never even heard of this town in the Northern Cape before.

The masseuses and escorts around there must be making an absolute killing!

Please excuse me while I search for flight tickets from ORT to SISHEN airport. Business class of course, one should fleece these rich folks in style.

Have any of my counterparts ever operated in KATHU or surrounds? One never knows. Maybe we could fly out together and offer those wealthy folks The Ultimate (FULLY INTERACTIVE) menage-a-trois (MFS).

I'm sure that those affluent KATHU-ers would easily afford the price tag such a Spectacular Spectacle would obviously come with.


KATHU ... See for yourself ...

m.youtube.com/shorts/E0t5E_PC0l4

Kathu.. also one of the hottest or coldest( depending in season) and dustiest towns in south africa.

The collective taxable income of the town and fact that most of money earmed in that toen stays in that town as people spend it there as other places are just too far away,is probably what got them labled richest town..sars is smiling all the way.

Would they know that a advertising platform like ESA exist thats another question?

Maybe a advertising campaign to get ESA noticed would need to happen in Kathu first before ladies will be noticed as new in town. ;)

Or would ladies use the old "classified" adverts to get the word out that they in town?

To top it off mining towns are like little dorpies nomatter how big they are.( i know i grew up on a mining dorpie) everyone knows everyone and everything about everyone ;) Wifes and churches and community groups rule little mining towns.

I remember there was a punter here on ESA a long time ago that wanted a lady/ladies to go out to Kathu and he said he would organize accomodation and make sure its worth their while. Wonder if he ever got anyone to take him up on that offer.

On 2025-01-26 20:34:46 Miss Red ( Louise ) said:
Kathu.. also one of the hottest or coldest( depending in season) and dustiest towns in south africa.

The collective taxable income of the town and fact that most of money earmed in that toen stays in that town as people spend it there as other places are just too far away,is probably what got them labled richest town..sars is smiling all the way.

Would they know that a advertising platform like ESA exist thats another question?

Maybe a advertising campaign to get ESA noticed would need to happen in Kathu first before ladies will be noticed as new in town. ;)

Or would ladies use the old "classified" adverts to get the word out that they in town?

To top it off mining towns are like little dorpies nomatter how big they are.( i know i grew up on a mining dorpie) everyone knows everyone and everything about everyone ;) Wifes and churches and community groups rule little mining towns.

I remember there was a punter here on ESA a long time ago that wanted a lady/ladies to go out to Kathu and he said he would organize accomodation and make sure its worth their while. Wonder if he ever got anyone to take him up on that offer.

Thanks a lot for bursting my bubble MISS RED :-(

I know I know, "if it sounds to good to be true, it probably is too good to be true".

Oh well, there's always good ol' Grapetown. Who knows, I might just meet a wealthy winefarmer or two :)

One of my Capetonian clients said to me,

"I've never owned a winefarm, but I think I might have drank a whole winefarm."

Hahahahahaha


Cheers ... xxx

Hehehe.. sorry about the bubble..;)

Small town like that, everyone knows everyone else's business. Can tell you now that those guys find an excuse to go to Upington or Kimberley when they want to drop a load, other than the wife

On 2025-01-27 14:50:27 styffrichard_respawned said:
Small town like that, everyone knows everyone else's business. Can tell you now that those guys find an excuse to go to Upington or Kimberley when they want to drop a load, other than the wife

Thanks for sharing that with us SRR :-)

On 2025-01-26 20:34:46 Miss Red ( Louise ) said:

To top it off mining towns are like little dorpies nomatter how big they are.( i know i grew up on a mining dorpie) everyone knows everyone and everything about everyone ;)

From "mining dorpie" to, arguably, the most beautiful city on the African continent. Well done MISS RED :-)

Johannesburg started out as a mining town - now it is the largest city in Africa, ringed by the deepest gold mines in the world. The MPONENG mine is the deepest mine in the world, reaching 4km below the surface!

I love living in JHB, the New York of Africa, even though I am originally from from a certain "friendly city". People not from that city always call it "the windy city". Well, like I always say, it's the place to go for a good blow ;-)


Ps: Now y'all know why my blows are da Best-est :p

A quick scan of online classifieds ... 132 on one popular site and 42 on another. This site has one advert. Seems like Kathu needs a more organised and dedicated advertising platform to penetrate that market ...

On 2025-01-28 18:13:40 J_J said:
A quick scan of online classifieds ... 132 on one popular site and 42 on another. This site has one advert. Seems like Kathu needs a more organised and dedicated advertising platform to penetrate that market ...

Well done JJ, some good research on your part :)

So visiting these "mining dorpies" could be quite lucrative for adult entertainers then. But, bearing in mind MISS RED's input, a hasty emergency evacuation procedure should be firmly in place, just in case wives and pastors, armed with bibles and pitchforks, should band together as an "unwelcumming party". Hahahaha

My entrepreneurial spirit was ignited by your findings, and heeding MISS R's warning, I have come up with a brilliant idea, if I say so myself. A mobile brothel.

I was also inspired by "the big drag bus" ... m.youtube.com/watch

Just like in the drag bus, hostesses could entertain (relieve) paying passengers whilst the bus is being driven by some hot driver/hostess. The bus could also speed off if any threat was perceived.

I would not be driving the bus though, I don't have a code C1 or a PDP. Any ladies with a code C1 licence and PDP? Cis-het male drivers will NOT be suitable - they'll be chowing all the stock ...

See? I'm not just a pretty face and a sucKulent (cough-cough) snack. I have some ingenious ideas as well :p

Firstly, it's not the richest town in SA, by quite some margin, but also not the poorest.
The inhabitants are mostly contractors who have homes and lives in other parts of the country. I would know, as I find myself here currently.
I would imagine there is a market for an upper market type WG here, but it would need a little planning from her side.

Anyway, I would love to see more of the wonderful pink ladies pop up here more often. There is one lady currently advertising in Kathu, but she's actually not here. She says she's planning a trip here at the end of Feb, let's hope this happens.