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PoRcHe 911 Turbo Hard Top White - Umhlanga
Posted: 2019-08-19 20:15:51
Evening gentlemen of the purple world. Upon arriving in Durbs the other day, we drove past the Porche Showroom and what do I see? Speaking under correction as well, I saw the above mentioned vehicle ever so sexily parked winking at me, making me moister than an oyster. SO, if someone owning such a vehicle were to rock up at the guesthouse where I'm staying in Uhmlanga, I'll not be held responsible for the reaction on THAT action....Who knows, you're under no obligation when rocking up in my dream car, but if the situation permits it, there COULD be something in it for you too you know so gents, who's gonna be revving my engine tonight? Pm me or post it.
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Re: PoRcHe 911 Turbo Hard Top White - Umhlanga
Posted: 2019-08-19 20:57:13
I have a Ford Bakkie. Almost exactly like the Porch...only more mud on it..and a little bit slower on top speed. And I'm in Gauteng. But otherwise I should get the same reaction.
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Re: PoRcHe 911 Turbo Hard Top White - Umhlanga
Posted: 2019-08-19 22:12:25
No no no no no Mini, NO *grin*
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Re: PoRcHe 911 Turbo Hard Top White - Umhlanga
Posted: 2019-08-19 22:18:42
(No pleasing women... Pfft)
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Re: PoRcHe 911 Turbo Hard Top White - Umhlanga
Posted: 2019-08-20 06:31:06
Fiona - wait untill you see Daporra's leaky lorry standing in your driveway. I heard it drives the ladies wild with desire. Lol !
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Re: PoRcHe 911 Turbo Hard Top White - Umhlanga
Posted: 2019-08-20 07:43:04
Edited: 2019-08-20 07:43:58
Edited: 2019-08-20 07:43:58
Lol! The lady is adamant 'bout this Porche. Maybe it' s only because it feels like my LoVeLy UgLy having a 12" boner when I see that vehicle? Pfffftbwahahaha! ANYWAY...... *GRIN*
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Re: PoRcHe 911 Turbo Hard Top White - Umhlanga
Posted: 2019-08-20 08:14:43
I have a white Volksie with a huge fin at the back and large biryani pot size rims....Close enough?
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Re: PoRcHe 911 Turbo Hard Top White - Umhlanga
Posted: 2019-08-20 10:06:59
How about a '68 Volvo two-door coupe?
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Re: PoRcHe 911 Turbo Hard Top White - Umhlanga
Posted: 2019-08-20 11:01:42
Guys PORCHE PORCHE PORCHE, but THANK YOU for the participation fellow hornies.
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Re: PoRcHe 911 Turbo Hard Top White - Umhlanga
Posted: 2019-08-20 11:28:06
Pity my one is red....
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