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When I die......
Posted: 2019-08-13 08:12:55
I want to come back as an owl........ Those of you in the know, will be aware that an owl can turn its head 180 degrees and can look directly behind it. Imagine how handy this would be for completing the massage experience? Lying on your stomach, receiving a fab massage AND being able to watch the gorgeous lady massaging you...
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Re: When I die......
Posted: 2019-08-13 08:16:01
I wanna come back as a horse..... so I know what's it's like to be hung like one
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Re: When I die......
Posted: 2019-08-13 08:55:38
Only problem.
Try finding a girl that would massage an owl...LOL.
And we will see a new ROAR policy....
Try finding a girl that would massage an owl...LOL.
And we will see a new ROAR policy....
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Re: When I die......
Posted: 2019-08-13 09:03:31
Lol ss. You beat me to it - was also wondering which lady will accept a booking from an owl.
And how would he make that booking??? :-)
And how would he make that booking??? :-)
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Re: When I die......
Posted: 2019-08-13 09:10:27
Whatever happened, he would have a hoot
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Re: When I die......
Posted: 2019-08-13 09:11:03
Edited: 2019-08-13 09:11:44
Edited: 2019-08-13 09:11:44
I think turning your head 180 will freak the girls out! But I would be a cool party trick tho.
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Re: When I die......
Posted: 2019-08-13 09:11:08
Find a MG who feels feathers
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Re: When I die......
Posted: 2019-08-13 09:21:42
so she can go "down"on you...hehehe
On 2019-08-13 09:11:08 Crave said:
Find a MG who feels feathers...
so she can go "down"on you...hehehe
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Re: When I die......
Posted: 2019-08-13 09:33:55
She would need a "bush" cause this owl likes Bush
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Re: When I die......
Posted: 2019-08-13 09:36:15
And, "cheap" should be an option
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