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Here's a story sad but true..
Posted: 2019-05-12 19:30:22
Went to my mother in laws today and heard the following: Apparently, also in the frail care section, there is an old man in his deep 90s. He was semi-comatose and incommunicado for about a week. Then on Monday last when the matron (mid 40s) came in she saw he was awake and asked: "Hi oom, good to see you are back with us. So, what do you say?" Whereupon he replied (translation below but the Afrikaans carries the sentiment and non aggressive undertone more clearly)
"Ag meisie, hierdie oom wil nou net so graag aan jou ou boudjie vat!"
(oh girl.this man now dearly wants to just touch your little bum!")
...and instead of offering the old bugger a boob or at least a smile, she apparently stormed out and loudly proclaimed her indignity to all.
I feel for both of them...
"Ag meisie, hierdie oom wil nou net so graag aan jou ou boudjie vat!"
(oh girl.this man now dearly wants to just touch your little bum!")
...and instead of offering the old bugger a boob or at least a smile, she apparently stormed out and loudly proclaimed her indignity to all.
I feel for both of them...
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Re: Here's a story sad but true..
Posted: 2019-05-12 19:51:54
If I understood correctly, she awoke his vocal cords: Women have amazing powers.
Ahhh well, old man tend to be the most charming and outspoken. They have nothing to hold back.
She should have considered his will.
Ahhh well, old man tend to be the most charming and outspoken. They have nothing to hold back.
She should have considered his will.
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Re: Here's a story sad but true..
Posted: 2019-05-13 07:47:53
Old punters never die :)
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Re: Here's a story sad but true..
Posted: 2019-05-14 08:24:46
Imagine he knew about this site !!
On 2019-05-13 07:47:53 Doubleslappedass said:
Old punters never die :)
Imagine he knew about this site !!
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Re: Here's a story sad but true..
Posted: 2019-05-14 08:56:49
It would be hard to imagine he knew what day it was..
On 2019-05-14 08:24:46 S247 said:
On 2019-05-13 07:47:53 Doubleslappedass said: Old punters never die :)
Imagine he knew about this site !!
It would be hard to imagine he knew what day it was..
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Re: Here's a story sad but true..
Posted: 2019-05-14 09:25:04
I hope he gets laid before its to late
On 2019-05-14 08:56:49 Doubleslappedass said:
On 2019-05-14 08:24:46 S247 said: On 2019-05-13 07:47:53 Doubleslappedass said: Old punters never die :)
Imagine he knew about this site !!
It would be hard to imagine he knew what day it was..
I hope he gets laid before its to late
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