... I asked my dad if he had kids
... I spent an hour arguing with the arsehole in the mirror
... I dived in my mate's pool yelling "I'm going to find Nemo'
... I tried to heat my dinner in the dishwasher
... I spent two hours looking for my lost phone using my phone's torch
... I put my phone on plane mode to watch it fly
... I told my divorce lawyer I knew my husband committed adultery
because our first child wasn't his

Have a laugh and add your own

Sounds like my party

Hehehe... that was a fun read...
I probibly have similar stuff... rather wont mention.
Havent giggled reading the forum in a while...
Thank you Jacksonk2

.....(even still this morning) I am Drunk. Don't drink and drive!!!

On 2019-05-09 05:22:44 Kristy said:
Hehehe... that was a fun read...
I probibly have similar stuff... rather wont mention.
Havent giggled reading the forum in a while...
Thank you Jacksonk2

You are welcome Kristy. Glad you had a laugh, helps the day go better.

You laugh. Last week I my contacts vanished from their overnight. I shouted at the missus, berated the dogs and howled at the universe for its cruelty and inefficiency.

Some how I had managed to put them not in their boring beige container that night but in the wife florescent green contacts container.

For a bonus one shoe was on the patio and one was in the yucca plant by the bedroom. Not in the pot, in the tree itself. Its quite a distance from the pool to the plant. What I did hobbling around with only one shoe will for ever bee a mystery. But it involved a bowl of cereal liberally sprinkled with coffee!

I have also gone out for my morning brew in the past and seen one of my wife's dresses laid out, almost perfectly at the bottom of the pool.

Neither of us have a clue what led up to such things, they are just expected at Villa B Bop.