Posted: 2019-01-12 07:13:24
Greetings Sir
Here's an idea to add a little East Coast spice to your birthday ;)
Book a trip to Durban and I'll point you in the direction of some well established East coast scammers. Once in your lifetime, you should give a little to those less fortunate than ourselves. After all, there are some poor ladies in Durbz and Umhlanga who are so broke and helpless at providing us punters with decent services, that they just can't help it but to scam and hustle their clients. But perhaps you, dear JACKRIBET Sir, can be like Reggies and bring them some untold joy.
Just make sure you bring a suitcase full of money too, if you do come down here. I'm sure they'd like to help you to part with A LOT OF IT on your birthday!