And so it was time, once again, for my Annual Visit:


Review - The Wife - Port Edward, South Coast

Posted: 2018-10-27 14:24:00

Name: The Wife

City: Port Edward

Area: South Coast

Last Visit: October 2017

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I first visited The Wife (pronounced "THE Wife") some 18 years ago when she operated under the trade name of "Soon to be The Wife".

The sex was rampant and erotic and carnal and explosive.

We would fuck on the futon, fornicate in the front room, copulate in the kitchen, cohabit in the cupboard, go all the way in the garden and conjugate in the conservatory. We would fuck on the back seat of the car, we would fuck in toilet cubicles at nightclubs, we would fuck in cheap motel rooms, we would fuck at the drive-in ...and once we even fucked in her very own mother's bed!

We would fuck on the table, fuck on the couch, fuck on the carpet, fuck on the ceiling.

We fucked a lot!

But as time went by, my conjugal visits to this lady became fewer and fewer, less passionate, more mundane and mechanical, less important, and gradually trickled down to a single annual visit ...which I now would look forward to each year with great eagerness!

On Saturday, I happened to glance up at the calendar, and realized that my annual visit was due. My cock sat up in glee, my nuts tightened, the butterflies in my tummy got hard-ons and my mouth tightened in a lecherous grin.

I slavered to the phone and made THE call!

She answered in that bored husky voice of hers and I piped:
"Hi sweetie, I will be home early tonight, lets lock the doors, lower the lights, send the off-spring to the neighbor and...."

She shut down my romantic whisper with a seductive torrent of:
"On your way home, stop in at Checkers and pick up a loaf of brown health bread...that one in the blue striped pack ...NOT the red, the one with low GI on the label, the one made by Albany NOT by Sasko. Also get a block of butter, a dozen eggs, two cans of Puss-in-boots cat food, a large pack of Always Ultra Maximum flow tampons, a pack of hair curlers, a box of sleeping tablets and one of those LARGE blister packs of Disprin ...I have a headache from hell"

Assuming that this meant:
"Yes darling, I CAN'T WAIT to see you, what time will you be here?"...I did the shopping, added a nice big bunch of red roses and a double thick Cadbury chocolate to the bill, and drove home with the image of a long succulent sweaty session of torrid intercourse firmly imprinted in the pleasure sensors of my brain.

I have to add at this point that, although The Wife can be quite sensual and erotic (well she was last year), she is one of those pedantic ladies that makes no bones about laying down the rules and guidelines.

You know EXACTLY what to expect before you get there!

No BBBJTCIM, no BBBJWF, no CG, no DDP, no MPs, no facials, no CIM, no Cum in hair, no cum twice, no PSE, no FIV, no Italian , no French, no Greek, no Roman showers, no tea-bagging, no TUMA ...and the list goes on.

BUT ...thank goodness ...she will RELUCTANTLY allow a GFE ...if well primed!

Well, to cut a long story short, I did manage to get my jollies off with The Wife on Saturday night ...but ONLY once I had mowed the lawn, picked up the dog shit, fixed the leaking tap, painted the gutters and washed the car.

If I close my eyes I can still picture the passionate throbbing and thrusting, the intertwined limbs, the sweat, the erotic groaning and the jack hammer fucking ...of the porno movie I watched last week ...while my short lived dalliance with The Wife can more easily remembered by the fact that when that woman cums ...she cums in tongues!

I have never seen anything quite like it ...her eyes glaze over, her cheeks turn rosy, her body heaves and ripples, and her mouth ejaculates a stream of orgasmic invective ... "Did you remember to pay the doctor and the tv license and the dstv subscription and dont forget to repair the swimming pool and the dripping shower and.....!!!!"

Will I return? Fuck yes ...but only this time again next year.

Ratings:

Face: 5/5
Body: 4/5
Personality: 5/5
Telephone Manner:1/5
Venue Cleanliness: 5/5
Personal Cleanliness: 5/5
Privacy: 4/5
Service: 5/5


Will you return? Yes (I have no option!)
Advertiser looked like the photos? Yes
Secure Parking? Yes

You're one piece of writing BLUEGREY....*tongue in cheek*

Lmao...Classic...absolutely Classic.....

10/10 Bluegrey.

Simply brillant....

That is one expensive punt....

Brilliant writing

She is not amused!

WW, make sure she reads this. Who knows, you may get to see the old her....

BLUEGREY is secretive, he's ambiguous too so probably the lady does read but doesn't know it's her...lol