Theres words thats totally unique... words that even POC use... Only the South Africans can say the "r" like its meant to be "rrrrrrrrr"

I dont get this:

Yummy man yummy (LOL)
Let it fall where it want
Stones and Coke (WTF)
South African sausage
Maize meal porrage
Throw it with ice daddy (ROLF)
Red bush tea? (Seriously)
Its yummy on the tounge
Sannie-sorry ass... bawahahaha
And cake-sister? (NO!!!!)
Your mothers what? :(((

I can think of so many more that just sound totally rediculous in English...
Can you imagine how many times ill get banned for grammer? Ill never he here... :)))

Think English Ms.Paige :(((

Im not a farmer... Im a b....... or am I a farmstres now? Please tell me what and who I am... Bawahahaha
A English man call himself a (saulty)... LOL..

LMAO such a mouth short jam?!!!! Thanks for making my morning Ms Paige.... from one farmstres to the next lol

Brilliant post Ms Paige!
Rules are ok, but a pedantic application of rules are just silly!

On 2018-06-28 09:13:02 Galaxy @ Blue Eclipse said:
LMAO such a mouth short jam?!!!! Thanks for making my morning Ms Paige.... from one farmstres to the next lol

I should have add ... "such a mouth short jam!"... bawahahaha

[QUOTE;1265321;Tonie twine2] Brilliant post Ms Paige!
Rules are ok, but a pedantic application of rules are just silly![/QUOTE

Agree 100%

Lol, Ms Paige... great way to make fun of a silly rule. But also, because translating Afrikaans to English is just so much fun! Like this very old but shit funny hunting story:

One day it was me and my clean father and my heavy and we decided we are going to hunt, so we climb in the container but my clean father he say guys we are only hunting iron pigs today. We climb out and see there a camel horse and a lazy horse. We also see a stinkmouse dog but my clean father says we are only hunting iron pigs. We come to another piece of open ground and in a tree we see a shallow pig and I thought I could kill the shallow pig, but my clean father says no, only iron pigs. We go back to the container but on the way I hear a noise and I see my heavy is on the ground and I ask him what is wrong, he says he just fell over the carrot of a tree. So we climb back onto the container and drive a long way. My heavy says something smells very foreign. My clean father is so nauseous he wants to throw up ropes as we drive through the shallows. He takes his farlookers and he says I see the iron pig behind the bush. He runs and takes his double walking hail gun and he kills that iron pig waste dead. We go check if the iron pig is really dead and we see it is on its back with its bones in the light. We go back to the container and my heavy says 'Oh holes, the wheel is porridge'. My clean father says don't worry, the porridge is only on the bottom side, we just put some sky into it and we will be fine.

;)

Bawahahahaha.... Cant stop laughing... its the best shit ever!!!!! I had that on a message one day but lost it... my word thats to unbelivable funny... thanks for sharing it... :)))
Where can I find a voice message on it? I know its a Cheese head telling the story..

Bawahahaha

@willy777. Good stuff. Did you see a randy lazy horse by any chance?

On 2018-06-28 10:17:19 ilovemywoozle said:
@willy777. Good stuff. Did you see a randy lazy horse by any chance?

Unfortunately not my bud... I believe those are on the endangered species list? That's the consequence of being randy AND lazy...