Posted: 2008-08-04 20:00:35
Edited: 2008-08-04 20:03:30
Arizona wrote 'be gentle, soft, tender touching not slapping it, WTF is that supposed to do anyway?'
Every time I watch a porno and see one girl slap another girl's clit (I watch a lot of lesbian porn, mea culpa... though I do see this mainly in American Studio [read: Blonde hair, HUGE fake boobs, fake fingernails & a recorded 'oooh','aaah' soundtrack] porn and not at all in classy European [read: beautiful and natural girls] porn) I look up at the heavens and ask myself 'Are we really supposed to believe that gets a girl off?' It has actually been a subject of debate amongst my friends. The general consensus from the females of my social group is that 'slapping the clit' will 'land you in shit'.
I really do applaud this thread. Now... how about starting a thread explaining to the girls that when you are with a guy that actually does know what he is doing (or at least, wants to learn), to let him pleasure you. I can not believe how many girls in this game actively dislike it when a punter tries to give *them* pleasure. It's like they are fine with doing the work, as long as they do not enjoy it. Which TOTALLY kills the experience, at least for me anyways.
I simply LOVE it when a girl starts giving me directions. As Banky Edwards says in Chasing Amy, when I am down on a girl 'You gotta handle it like CNN and the Weather Channel: constant updates.'
A little 'ooooh'; a little 'aaaah'; one or two 'oh yes, right there cowboy'; we definately need some 'softer, softer', 'harder, harder', 'slower, slower, 'faster, faster's; and I hate to do without 'Oh God, that feels so good, I need you inside me now!'.
You see, I (in particular) am pretty shitty when it comes to picking up the subtle clues girls give me to kind of nudge me in the right direction. If a girl walks up to me, looks me dead in the eye and says 'I want you to fuck me now', if she does not use my name, I am liable to ask 'Who? Him?'. So yeah, I am not great at even the obvious clues. So lets take clues out of the whole equation. Say what you want. Be clear. Pardon the pun, but don't pussyfoot around the subject. If a guy gets pissed and says 'Listen bitch, I am here for me, not you!'... well, then you know and you can stop taking his calls in the future (or continue to take them, and continue to see him and work on your taxes in your head while he ruts... your call).
But for the most part, I am hoping, that guys will really appreciate the lesson. Contrary to the adage, a dog is never to old to learn new tricks. In fact, this old dog awaits each encounter eagerly, hoping that the next one will teach him a new trick. Tricks are good. Knowledge is awesome. Experience is everything. Enjoyment is key. Mutual pleasure is assured.