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Why is it so difficult ??
Posted: 2018-04-19 14:27:53
Was in PE on business last week and this is my story.
Found myself in need of female company one evening so called Sarah. Called and called and called but no answer. Fair enough - a girl is fully entitled to take a day off - no problem.
So called Jade but unfortunately it was after 4pm so she couldn't see me. Sounded nice on the phone and will remember her for when I return next.
Then I called Cute Hunny Rishma. Sounded promising and we chatted on Whatsapp for a while after the call but then she decided she was not going to travel.
Next was a certain Kat Von Tease who used to advertise here under the name of Tinsley. Well she kakked all over me when i called her Tinsley and told me to fuck off.
Jessica was called - she did not answer but instead sent me a series of SMS's telling me to "grow the fuck up" and accusing me of being "dyslexic". Fruitcake of note.
And so it continued until I gave up and jerked off to the presenter of "Boots and All". Not the black dude but the spunky white chick with big hips.
A week before that I had been in Cape Town and had a similar experience. I won't bore you with all the details and unfortunately "Boots and All" was not on that night so I had to make do with that spunky Indian/Coloured honey who co-presents "Inside Edge". Phew - that was a good one.
A bit long winded but my point is that punting on the coast is terrible. Not sure if it's the sea air or what? The pickings are slim without all the drama.
Now the Joburg and Pta girls - WOW !!! 1000+ amazing looking girls. dressed to tease and please and if the forums are to be believed take their job seriously.
So my coastal punting will cease immediately and my whole punting budget will be spent up north - even if it means I fly up especially on occasion.
I'll start with Joy and Meg and will work my way around to the rest of the girls in ones, twos or threes depending on the available budget that month.
I'm going to make BOOBS53 jealous.
Watch this space.
Found myself in need of female company one evening so called Sarah. Called and called and called but no answer. Fair enough - a girl is fully entitled to take a day off - no problem.
So called Jade but unfortunately it was after 4pm so she couldn't see me. Sounded nice on the phone and will remember her for when I return next.
Then I called Cute Hunny Rishma. Sounded promising and we chatted on Whatsapp for a while after the call but then she decided she was not going to travel.
Next was a certain Kat Von Tease who used to advertise here under the name of Tinsley. Well she kakked all over me when i called her Tinsley and told me to fuck off.
Jessica was called - she did not answer but instead sent me a series of SMS's telling me to "grow the fuck up" and accusing me of being "dyslexic". Fruitcake of note.
And so it continued until I gave up and jerked off to the presenter of "Boots and All". Not the black dude but the spunky white chick with big hips.
A week before that I had been in Cape Town and had a similar experience. I won't bore you with all the details and unfortunately "Boots and All" was not on that night so I had to make do with that spunky Indian/Coloured honey who co-presents "Inside Edge". Phew - that was a good one.
A bit long winded but my point is that punting on the coast is terrible. Not sure if it's the sea air or what? The pickings are slim without all the drama.
Now the Joburg and Pta girls - WOW !!! 1000+ amazing looking girls. dressed to tease and please and if the forums are to be believed take their job seriously.
So my coastal punting will cease immediately and my whole punting budget will be spent up north - even if it means I fly up especially on occasion.
I'll start with Joy and Meg and will work my way around to the rest of the girls in ones, twos or threes depending on the available budget that month.
I'm going to make BOOBS53 jealous.
Watch this space.
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Re: Why is it so difficult ??
Posted: 2018-04-19 14:58:23
PE doesn't seem to like you,oh poor manwhore.at least you enjoyed Mrs Palm and her 5 daughters though
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Re: Why is it so difficult ??
Posted: 2018-04-19 15:06:30
Buddy I don't get jealous ... sharing is caring in the purple world ... lol !!!
On 2018-04-19 14:27:53 Doc63 said:
I'll start with Joy and Meg and will work my way around to the rest of the girls in ones, twos or threes depending on the available budget that month.
I'm going to make BOOBS53 jealous.
Watch this space.
Buddy I don't get jealous ... sharing is caring in the purple world ... lol !!!
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