So I lived in a town and the only ladies available can be found in the local newspaper. This town is 200 odd km away from JHB. I find this special of a travelling lady from a town close by and I phone her, set up a meeting and agree on a price. Now this price is quite steep considering where we stay etc. The top ladies on ESA charge around this amount

As per normal go to that street then phone me so I do that. Then go to that corner and meet me at the caf etc etc.

Finally meet her and she is good looking and fairly well built. Off we go home and the fun starts. First 10 odd minutes in the bathroom then comes out sees the pool and wants to swim and my time is running. So she is too shy to get naked and skinny dip. 10 odd minutes later we are naked in the pool all going well. Now off to the bedroom for the deed

Dries off leaves the towel on the bed and I say the towel is wet she says I am a squirter of note. So here I position myself for the exhibition and all I see is blood stained liquid coming out her vagina. I ask are you on your period she says NO then looks and says Oh F*ck Yes.

Off to the bathroom gets dressed and wants to go home. Take her back to the caf drop her off return home to find my remote for the gate, garage doors and alarm is missing. Phone, her phone is off went back to the caf nobody saw her or knows her.

Get back home climb over the gate break into my house security company comes along as the alarm is now screaming as the proximity devices have been activated finally convince the guy from the security company it's my house get inside switch off the alarm manually

The explanation of losing my remote "I went to the shop and it must have fallen out the car door" had to have the remotes and all devices reprogrammed

Next time I will take them back on the donkey car

This took place around 8 months ago but since then make sure all items are left at home or in my pockets when taking a lady home

Ladies I do not say you are all the same the majority are honest and decent ladies trying to make a living and I recognise the fact

I have since moved to a bigger town now a population of 7

Yoh Perter what a terrible experience you had. So her whole idea was to later let herself into your home, without any suspensions from the neighbours, bring her gang of burglars, a truck and clean you out?

And you still would bring another girl back in but this time on a donkey? What different would that make to protect yourself. The best way would be that next time, you take a gamble by visiting an SPs venue or book a hotel (for discretion purposes). You get cheaper rates too where you pay for just an hour of fun outside the comfort of your home.

She must be #Flash Girl to still manage to slip your set of remotes into her purse without you noticing her every movement except the drive for the ultimate deed.

I'm stunned....really I am. Perter can you still remember the Sps name and what would you do if you accidentally met her again and this time on one of the sites especially here on ESA. Would you confront her or let it slip and continue to pursue another deed with her or walk away without thinking twice?

Who knows maybe her deeds caught up with her in that short space of time and decided to be legit this time with so many wonderful reviews. Do you think that she would deserve another chance to make up for her mistakes?

And what she repeats it again and somehow different this time?

Sorry I'm getting carried away here. I just often hear these stories of punters going from one venue to another, bookings ladies that look similar to their offender, in search for just that one lady who scammed them. And not just scamming them but practically destroyed their lives.

Eg. Phones, laptops, ipads, wallets and watches etc. that a punter would take along with him to a booking. Bear in mind that he didn't know anything like this would ever happen to him only to return in vengeance to any booking he secures only this time just carrying a firearm and some cash.

This one punter (victim) would book in almost all provinces in search of that one girl. He even booked an ex colleague of mine and told her that she looked exactly the same as that lady (offender), the only difference was that the present SP had a scar from an operation. The offender didn't.


No personal attack. Just curious as to how does one continue with their lives without having go look over their shoulders or sit in wait for D-day when shit finally happens.

So sorry to hear about your experience. Its girls like that who make it harder for the rest of us. You really should review your SP as thats all just unacceptable.

I hope your punting experiences only get better.

Hi Kimmy Lee the donkey car was tongue in cheek meaning I would after a booking take her back home in a donkey car where there is nothing to steal

I am not in the area anymore and the chance of seeing her again is about0.001%. I also think she has moved to fresher pastures and no I doubt I would recognise her again

Kimmy Lee remember she was naked I was not looking at her face that much but had more attention on the honey pot until the unfortunate incident

This was written from a true experience but was meant as a warning in a fun way to always be on your guard

Victoria

I have a few more funny / horror stories as does every punter and lady on this site

Do not dwell on the past move on and strive for pleasure

My favourite saying is "Never look down on someone unless you are admiring their shoes" Unknown

Once lost my keys so rather than break in and get shot by my elite bunch of Steven Segal inspired security peeps, I called them up.

Along comes a dude that clambers over my supposedly insurmountable, spikey electrified and unnecessarily tall fence, opens the gate, lets me in. He then spots a good window to try, although he did have to go to another and simply bumped it for a couple of minutes until it popped open.

In he goes and finds my spare keys inside, comes to the front door and lets me in.

As a bonus, because I'm an idiot, I mentioned that my spare car keys for the other car were actually in the car! So he proceeds to break in to my car with no damage so I can get them.

They were on site for less than 20 minutes!

I have since invested ducks, geese and a bunch of little yappy mutts to supplement my budding Steven Segals. Oh, and a better fence plus I keep a spare set of keys at the neighbours.

But still, the idea of someone actually having a set of my keys is only marginally worrying that what someone with a bit of knowledgeable enthusiasm is capable of.