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Posted: 2018-02-16 10:03:36

My dick just died, can I bury it in your vagina?

Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Cause you have a pretty sweet ass!

Hi, i'm a burgular... and I'm gonna smash your back door in!

You can call me "The Fireman"....mainly because I turn the hoes on!

I'm a zombie, can I eat you out?

I wish you were soap so I could feel you all over me.

I'm a businessman. I work in orifices, got any openings?

"Wanna go on an ate with me? I'll give you the D later."

I heard you got a boyfriend, but girl don't try & pretend, like you don't want this dick all the way in.

I may not go down in history, but I'll go down on you.

Girl, you should sell hotdogs, because you already know how to make a weiner stand.

Hello, I'm bisexual. I'd like to BUY you a drink...and then get sexual

Hey do you have an inhaler? Cause you got that ass ma!

I'm going to have sex with you later, so you might as well be there!

They're called "eyebrows" cus my eyes are browsin your fine ass

Babe, are you an elevator? Because i want to go down on you.

Roses or daises? Now I know what flowers to put on your casket when I murder that pussy.

"If you were a washing machine, I would put my dirty load inside you."

I heard your grades are bad.....I'm sure this D won't hurt.

Is your name Tanya? Cuz I'm gonna tan ya ass.

Have a GREAT Friday everyone!!

Nawty as always...
Tanya
Xxx

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